jsharr ★ Posted March 12, 2020 Share #1 Posted March 12, 2020 ever since it heard about coronavirus and not touching your face, it has been itching. Should I shave it off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted March 12, 2020 Share #2 Posted March 12, 2020 Why would it be any different than the rest of you? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted March 12, 2020 Share #3 Posted March 12, 2020 Shave them both off. It looked good on Pink. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoseySusan Posted March 12, 2020 Share #4 Posted March 12, 2020 11 minutes ago, jsharr said: ever since it heard about coronavirus and not touching your face, it has been itching. Should I shave it off? No. Scratch it. Pick up a barrier first, like a tissue. Maybe rub a little facial moisturizer into the skin. Name calling won’t ease its little eyebrow heart. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted March 12, 2020 Share #5 Posted March 12, 2020 17 minutes ago, jsharr said: My right eyebrow is an asshole Wipe it with TP. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted March 12, 2020 Share #6 Posted March 12, 2020 I ripped my right eyebrow almost off in a 30 mph face plant when I hit those deer. I wouldn’t recommend it, plastic surgery repaired it but it wasn’t a whole lot of fun. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted March 12, 2020 Share #7 Posted March 12, 2020 1 minute ago, Road Runner said: Wipe it with TP. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted March 12, 2020 Share #8 Posted March 12, 2020 Put the AED pad on it. It will sense the obvious lack of neuron activity and shock you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 12, 2020 Author Share #9 Posted March 12, 2020 1 minute ago, Wilbur said: Put the AED pad on it. It will sense the obvious lack of neuron activity and shock you! where would I apply the other pad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted March 12, 2020 Share #10 Posted March 12, 2020 2 minutes ago, jsharr said: where would I apply the other pad? Since the leads aren't long enough to go with my first suggestion..... I recommend the tongue. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 12, 2020 Author Share #11 Posted March 12, 2020 1 minute ago, Kzoo said: Since the leads aren't long enough to go with my first suggestion..... I recommend the tongue. What is your first suggestion again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted March 12, 2020 Share #12 Posted March 12, 2020 2 minutes ago, jsharr said: What is your first suggestion again? Where did you say that coffee was? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 12, 2020 Author Share #13 Posted March 12, 2020 15 minutes ago, Kzoo said: Where did you say that coffee was? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted March 12, 2020 Share #14 Posted March 12, 2020 Do you still have the ability to redirect the shipment? My answer to your afore mentioned question may hinge on the answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 12, 2020 Author Share #15 Posted March 12, 2020 5 minutes ago, Kzoo said: Do you still have the ability to redirect the shipment? My answer to your afore mentioned question may hinge on the answer. Not that I am aware of. I dropped it off with the surly dismissive guy at the Post Office on Montfort. His name was Koite. Pronounced Koi Tay. I asked. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 12, 2020 Author Share #16 Posted March 12, 2020 10 minutes ago, Kzoo said: Do you still have the ability to redirect the shipment? My answer to your afore mentioned question may hinge on the answer. Also, are you surprised no one has parodied this one yet, or taken liberties with photoshop and my face? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted March 12, 2020 Share #17 Posted March 12, 2020 4 minutes ago, jsharr said: Not that I am aware of. I dropped it off with the surly dismissive guy at the Post Office on Montfort. His name was Koite. Pronounced Koi Tay. I asked. Sorry, what was the question again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 12, 2020 Author Share #18 Posted March 12, 2020 Just now, Kzoo said: Sorry, what was the question again? A river flows at a rate of 5mph, If a boat can travel 75 miles upriver and back in 8 hours, how fast can the boat travel in still water? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted March 12, 2020 Share #19 Posted March 12, 2020 1 minute ago, jsharr said: Also, are you surprised no one has parodied this one yet, or taken liberties with photoshop and my face? Nothing here surprises me anymore. And although I can't speak for the entire forum, no one here would take liberties with your face. Well most wouldn't. Well, upon further reflection you might want to hide your face. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted March 12, 2020 Share #20 Posted March 12, 2020 1 minute ago, jsharr said: A river flows at a rate of 5mph, If a boat can travel 75 miles upriver and back in 8 hours, how fast can the boat travel in still water? Has the displacement changed on the return trip? What was the direction of the wind? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted March 12, 2020 Share #21 Posted March 12, 2020 1 minute ago, jsharr said: A river flows at a rate of 5mph, If a boat can travel 75 miles upriver and back in 8 hours, how fast can the boat travel in still water? No offense to your northern neighbors, but Stillwater is not a place ANYONE wants to be traveling through! But, I'll answer with "the German". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 12, 2020 Author Share #22 Posted March 12, 2020 1 minute ago, Kzoo said: Has the displacement changed on the return trip? What was the direction of the wind? assume a can opener. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted March 12, 2020 Share #23 Posted March 12, 2020 1 minute ago, jsharr said: assume a can opener. Olives or cream corn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted March 12, 2020 Share #24 Posted March 12, 2020 8 minutes ago, jsharr said: A river flows at a rate of 5mph, If a boat can travel 75 miles upriver and back in 8 hours, how fast can the boat travel in still water? You still need the distance involved because it takes longer to travel up river to the turnaround than it does to travel back to the start so it appears that the answer is not the simplistic 75/8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted March 12, 2020 Share #25 Posted March 12, 2020 Just now, maddmaxx said: You still need the distance involved because it takes longer to travel up river to the turnaround than it does to travel back to the start so it appears that the answer is not the simplistic 75/8 Yeah it was a stupid question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted March 12, 2020 Share #26 Posted March 12, 2020 4 minutes ago, Kzoo said: Yeah it was a stupid question. The formula is 70xy=80xz where x is the distance from start to turn around and y is the time up and z is the time back. Nope that's wrong too......why do we have to confine the discussion to eyebrows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted March 12, 2020 Share #27 Posted March 12, 2020 1 minute ago, maddmaxx said: The formula is 70xy=80xz where x is the distance from start to turn around and y is the time up and z is the time back. Hey @jsharr, what does this have to do with cream corn? Please set Maxi straight on this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 12, 2020 Author Share #28 Posted March 12, 2020 10 minutes ago, Kzoo said: Olives or cream corn? did you mean guns or butter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted March 12, 2020 Share #29 Posted March 12, 2020 Just now, jsharr said: did you mean guns or butter? maybe Why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted March 12, 2020 Share #30 Posted March 12, 2020 Just now, jsharr said: did you mean guns or butter? Yes. Maxx understands buns and gutter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 12, 2020 Author Share #31 Posted March 12, 2020 1 minute ago, Kzoo said: Hey @jsharr, what does this have to do with cream corn? Please set Maxi straight on this. Maxi will never be straight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted March 12, 2020 Share #32 Posted March 12, 2020 Just now, maddmaxx said: Yes. Maxx understands buns and gutter better. Please keep your buns out of the gutter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted March 12, 2020 Share #33 Posted March 12, 2020 Just now, jsharr said: Maxi will never be straight. NTTAWWT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 12, 2020 Author Share #34 Posted March 12, 2020 Just now, Kzoo said: Please keep your buns out of the gutter. I think he meant glitter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted March 12, 2020 Share #35 Posted March 12, 2020 Glitter buns. Bad visual... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted March 12, 2020 Share #36 Posted March 12, 2020 1 minute ago, jsharr said: I think he meant glitter. Not possible. All that glitters is not old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 12, 2020 Author Share #37 Posted March 12, 2020 6 minutes ago, Kzoo said: Glitter buns. Bad visual... Looks good on Maxi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted March 12, 2020 Share #38 Posted March 12, 2020 Just now, jsharr said: Looks good on Maxi OK but not the visual I had. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted March 12, 2020 Share #39 Posted March 12, 2020 1 hour ago, maddmaxx said: The formula is 70xy=80xz where x is the distance from start to turn around and y is the time up and z is the time back. ....please state your final answer in furlongs per fortnight. As in all questions on this test, remember to show your work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted March 12, 2020 Share #40 Posted March 12, 2020 3 hours ago, jsharr said: did you mean guns or butter? I love that group 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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