Popular Post Dirtyhip Posted March 21, 2020 Popular Post Share #1 Posted March 21, 2020 My husband asked me, "Can you cut my hair?" The dialogue was awesome and we were laughing the whole time. He has really awesome curly hair, and a lot of it. So, I set up the chair, and never having held hair hair scissors, I went to work. Hubby: You can't possibly do as bad as the cheap cut place. They give me a shitty haircut. DH: Well, this is going to be a free shitty haircut. Hubby: Should we watch a youtube vid? DH: Nah, It'll be fine. Hubby: Is this like your Salon Barbie head? DH: You don't want to be her Hubby: How long, before she was bald? DH: First day...hold still. Hubby: Try the clippers. DH: Honey, you love me right? <more snipping> Hubby: You are not instilling me with a lot of confidence with that statement. DH: It's not that bad. Hubby: <laughing> It grows fast. <more snipping> DH: Oh, oops. Hubby: Maybe cut a little and we can look and then cut more later. <more snipping> DH: We should have bought a flowbee. <more laughing> DH: OK, I think...yeah, that's OK. <Hubby runs his hands through his hair and looks in the mirror> DH: Maybe, take a shower, and it will look better. Hubby: We can talk about your tip later. 4 1 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkpow Posted March 21, 2020 Share #2 Posted March 21, 2020 No blood. That's good. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted March 21, 2020 Share #3 Posted March 21, 2020 Ha! My wife is doing mine tomorrow. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted March 21, 2020 Share #4 Posted March 21, 2020 The difference between a good haircut and a bad hair cut is 3 days. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted March 21, 2020 Share #5 Posted March 21, 2020 My wife cut my lip one time when trimming my mustache. I told her to just skip the mustache, I’ll manage that myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted March 21, 2020 Share #6 Posted March 21, 2020 I'm easy [insert joke here], w/ a #3 all over. But no way would my shaky hands cut someone's hair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smudge ★ Posted March 21, 2020 Share #7 Posted March 21, 2020 I am in desperate need of a haircut. Pretty soon I'll need barrettes!!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shootingstar Posted March 21, 2020 Share #8 Posted March 21, 2020 I only buzz his hairline around his neck, when it gets messy. I refuse to touch his sparse head hair...I might dig into his lovely shaped bald head by accident and spoil the lovely shape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shootingstar Posted March 21, 2020 Share #9 Posted March 21, 2020 7 minutes ago, smudge said: I am in desperate need of a haircut. Pretty soon I'll need barrettes!!!! I don't plan to get into a ponytail. Last time I did that, I was 16 yrs. old. However I might look more demented in 4 months...with grey strands. Oy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted March 21, 2020 Author Share #10 Posted March 21, 2020 My technique was as if I had done it before. No blood, no problems. I was very careful with my hands, and the scissors. I was slow though. Painfully slow. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BR46 Posted March 21, 2020 Share #11 Posted March 21, 2020 Do we have pictures of the final product or are they posted in something that will make us smile? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groupw Posted March 21, 2020 Share #12 Posted March 21, 2020 Got mine cut on Thursday. Told her to do a summer cut just in case. Same cut, just a little shorter and thinner. She is expecting HHS to tell salons to shut down any day now. I can go 2 months before it starts to look too shaggy. We’ll see how things are going by then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted March 22, 2020 Author Share #13 Posted March 22, 2020 1 hour ago, Wilbur said: Ha! My wife is doing mine tomorrow. Good luck. May the force be with you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr Posted March 22, 2020 Share #14 Posted March 22, 2020 I have good clippers as I normally shave it down before most courses, so I do it myself and my wife will clean it up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum Administrator Posted March 22, 2020 Share #15 Posted March 22, 2020 I don't need a haircut, but I am getting bored. I was thinking about learning how to cut my own hair with clippers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted March 22, 2020 Share #16 Posted March 22, 2020 Where are the pics? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted March 22, 2020 Share #17 Posted March 22, 2020 A great story. But, yeah, need to see how the haircut came out after the shower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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