Chopped Liver Posted July 16, 2014 Share #1 Posted July 16, 2014 will come bail me out this evening....I'm gonna have to hurt someone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Former member Posted July 16, 2014 Share #2 Posted July 16, 2014 will come bail me out this evening....I'm gonna have to hurt someone.ill be right over, just leave me your debit card and PIN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted July 16, 2014 Share #3 Posted July 16, 2014 A few nights in jail will be good for you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted July 16, 2014 Author Share #4 Posted July 16, 2014 ill be right over, just leave me your debit card and PIN. That aint gonna help you, since the daughter did $4K damage to the mazda last week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted July 16, 2014 Share #5 Posted July 16, 2014 Bring a good book, you'll be fine. I suggest this: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Former member Posted July 16, 2014 Share #6 Posted July 16, 2014 Leave the signed title to your car, the bondsman might need it as collateral. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted July 16, 2014 Share #7 Posted July 16, 2014 Bring a good book, you'll be fine. I suggest this: That was 'almost' kinda bordering on the edge of nearly funny's suburb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted July 16, 2014 Share #8 Posted July 16, 2014 That was really funny. Thanks! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted July 16, 2014 Share #9 Posted July 16, 2014 I love the targeted ads I get when I come to this thread. So far I have seen an ad for a bail bondsman and a criminal defense attorney! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted July 16, 2014 Share #10 Posted July 16, 2014 I love the targeted ads I get when I come to this thread. So far I have seen an ad for a bail bondsman and a criminal defense attorney! What are these ads you speak of? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted July 16, 2014 Share #11 Posted July 16, 2014 What are these ads you speak of? Look right under the first post in each thread. You will see a small ad. Or at least I do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted July 16, 2014 Share #12 Posted July 16, 2014 Some people use an ad blocking tool. This makes me sad as I have not received one penny from Google since this site went live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted July 16, 2014 Share #13 Posted July 16, 2014 Some people use an ad blocking tool. This makes me sad as I have not received one penny from Google since this site went live. should I click on the ads? should we all? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted July 16, 2014 Share #14 Posted July 16, 2014 should I click on the ads? should we all? I can not advocate that. I would lose my ability to have Google ads on my sites. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Former member Posted July 16, 2014 Share #15 Posted July 16, 2014 I can not advocate that. I would lose my ability to have Google ads on my sites.you can't advocate that, but we can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted July 16, 2014 Share #16 Posted July 16, 2014 Look right under the first post in each thread. You will see a small ad. Or at least I do. Does not happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted July 16, 2014 Share #17 Posted July 16, 2014 Does not happen Does for me. I am going to start going clickety click on them when I enter threads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted July 16, 2014 Share #18 Posted July 16, 2014 Does for me. I am going to start going clickety click on them when I enter threads. If the Evil One would stop banning spammers, you could click on some of the links they have to offer as well. I'm sure that would prove even more interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted July 16, 2014 Author Share #19 Posted July 16, 2014 ok...asshole I've been trying to help is about to be on his own. His last message "July 13 needs to be rerun"....because he doesn't want to open a txt file with Excel. He wants me to send him an Excel file. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted July 16, 2014 Share #20 Posted July 16, 2014 ok...asshole I've been trying to help is about to be on his own. His last message "July 13 needs to be rerun"....because he doesn't want to open a txt file with Excel. He wants me to send him an Excel file. Are back on the MS Access stuff. We've moved way past that and are now worried about ads and SW not wanting us to do any clickty clickty. Your thread has been hijacked so just accept it. If you want to talk about MS stuff, I suggest you start your own thread. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted July 16, 2014 Share #21 Posted July 16, 2014 Are back on the MS Access stuff. We've moved way past that and are now worried about ads and SW not wanting us to do any clickty clickty. Your thread has been hijacked so just accept it. If you want to talk about MS stuff, I suggest you start your own thread. I bet he uses goats to mow his lawn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokey Posted July 21, 2014 Share #22 Posted July 21, 2014 I bet he uses goats to mow his lawn. Why not? They fertilize at the same time. Plus, when the goat reaches the end of it's useful life, you can have a BBQ make Jamaican jerked goat. With lime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted July 21, 2014 Author Share #23 Posted July 21, 2014 Why not? They fertilize at the same time. Plus, when the goat reaches the end of it's useful life, you can have a BBQ make Jamaican jerked goat. With lime. How do goats get on top of buildings when there's no ladder or other climbing stuff nearby? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokey Posted July 21, 2014 Share #24 Posted July 21, 2014 Goats can fly. Honestly, I've seen them do it. Back around 1977 when in college. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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