Something is trying to break into our home...

[Bikeguy]

I was reading some news, etc.. on the computer.  WoBG has been on her phone talking to her friends for the last 2 hours, and I hear this BANG…  after a while BANG.,  it kept repeating.    I was thinking. WTF is WoBG pounding on and while she is on the phone? 

WoBG just walked in to the room where I’m sheltering, and she asks what are you doing to make that noise?   I looked at her, and asked; you mean that’s not you?   OMG it’s not her.  So I figure the noise can’t be good.

I got down to the first floor, and BANG on the dining room window.  WTF..  who is that?  The dining windows are adjacent to the front door.

So, I go to the front door and open it to see what the hell was going on.   On the pouch is a wild turkey trying to kill the other turkey in the dining room.  The turkey ran away… scared to death of me.    It better be scared, I’m not a vegetarian and I like my windows the way they are.

[Ralphie ★]

And that is why they call them turkeys!

[maddmaxx ★]

You should see them chase a cat.  

[Ralphie ★]

Just now, maddmaxx said:

You should see them chase a cat.  

I would indeed enjoy seeing that!

[maddmaxx ★]

1 minute ago, RalphWaldoMooseworth said:

I would indeed enjoy seeing that!

I was embarrassed for my cat.

But then she was also chased off by the big guy in a herd of deer.  She stalked to close and the next you know one deer is pounding a forefoot on the ground and moving slowly toward her.  After a while she booked.