I hope people don't mind if I talk about my dogs.  They're fairly accomplished animals, so I apologize in advance if it sounds as if I'm exaggerating or bragging... This is my Rascal, who is a vice president at multi-national firm that conducts safety testing for most of the major toy manufacturers.  He's written nearly all of their testing protocols and actively oversees the laboratory work to make sure the tests are properly run.  He is also a talented concert pianist and has performed on