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Why do some people wear so much fragrance that they leave a fog of scent behind in enclosed spaces like elevators?   Got on the elevator in the parking garage this AM and the scent was so strong that it stung my eyes.   This is not just a female thing.   Sometimes it is an obivious male fragrance, like Axe or Axe Murderer.

You would think that people like this have cow orkers or bosses that would say something.    If I had an employee doing this, I would have to speak up.

discus?

Apropos topic. Walking into the building this morning I had to follow Pepe le pew who clearly thought that a dip in the cologne pool was a good idea. Hey Pepe, you stink.

I never understood it myself.

5 minutes ago, jsharr said:

discus?

Easier than a shower?

 

1 minute ago, Kzoo said:

Easier than a shower?

 

They're just trading one stink for another. They're both offensive so wash yourself ok?

Also, @jsharr have you ever been to a French Brothel?

Discuss.

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Just now, Kzoo said:

Easier than a shower?

 

BO and body spray is just wrong on every level.    I would send the person home to shower.    I had an assistant would spray air freshners like they were secret to immortality.   Had to tell her repeatedly to stop.   I went as far as to take the sprays and accidentally drop them in the trash.   bad jsharr

 

Just now, Dottie said:

Also, @jsharr have you ever been to a French Brothel?

Discuss.

No, but I have been to Paris, Texas.

2 minutes ago, Dottie said:

Also, @jsharr have you ever been to a French Brothel?

Discuss.

I have. I posted the story on  that one time.  It was fancy.  

3 minutes ago, jsharr said:

No, but I have been to Paris, Texas.

Close enough. Is it fragrant?

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5 minutes ago, Dottie said:

Close enough. Is it fragrant?

Remember, you are talking about Texas.   The whole state smells like conceit mixed with either oil or bullshit.   Usually all three.

3 minutes ago, jsharr said:

Remember, you are talking about Texas.   The whole state smells like conceit mixed with either oil or bullshit.   Usually all three.

You got hippies there?

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1 minute ago, Dottie said:

You got hippies there?

Yeah, but we do a pretty good job of herding them all into Austin.    

Just now, jsharr said:

Yeah, but we do a pretty good job of herding them all into Austin.    

I know that. But what's hippie town #2?

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6 minutes ago, Dottie said:

I know that. But what's hippie town #2?

Terlinqua or Marfa or Salado.    

Yeah, that's a continuing topic at a management blog I read.

BTW, how would you know what a French brothel smells like?

1 minute ago, 2Far said:

Yeah, that's a continuing topic at a management blog I read.

BTW, how would you know what a French brothel smells like?

Vaj?

I have never been to a French brothel.  Do I even want to now what it smells like?   I did go to Moulin Rouge and don't remember it smelling..  

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11 minutes ago, 2Far said:

Yeah, that's a continuing topic at a management blog I read.

BTW, how would you know what a French brothel smells like?

I used my imagination.   Never been to France.   Never been to a brothel.   Talked to a hooker in Vegas, but I was a moran and just thought she was some hot chick hitting on the cute Texan....   Buddy had to set me straight.    

Me:   Did you see the not chick in the black dress talking to me?
Friend: This is your first time in Vegas.   That was a hooker.
 

2 hours ago, jsharr said:

Why do some people wear so much fragrance that they leave a fog of scent behind in enclosed spaces like elevators?   Got on the elevator in the parking garage this AM and the scent was so strong that it stung my eyes.   This is not just a female thing.   Sometimes it is an obivious male fragrance, like Axe or Axe Murderer.

You would think that people like this have cow orkers or bosses that would say something.    If I had an employee doing this, I would have to speak up.

discus?

A biology teacher who worked with me, who was also the Cheerleaders Coach, had a class one period each day where many of the boys had gym the period before and many splashed on cologne instead of showering.   She said she should get paid double-time for enduring a class filled with the combined smells of Axe and sweat.

Quit whining, at least it covers up the Texas smell.  

3 hours ago, jsharr said:

Why does it smell like a French Brothel in here?

Normally, I'd simply reply @Kzoo , but you said French Brothel, not French Sewer.

Maybe a brothel where the sewer backed up into the place????

3 minutes ago, Razors Edge said:

Normally, I'd simply reply @Kzoo , but you said French Brothel, not French Sewer.

Maybe a brothel where the sewer backed up into the place????

You're being too kind.

 

3 minutes ago, Kzoo said:

You're being too kind.

 

That's me! I have many nicknames from being such a kind fellow:

The nice n00b.

A delightful dolt.

A very merciful moran.

Truly amiable azzclown.

Such a considerate c * $ @.

A famously friendly f @ * #.

And many more.

54 minutes ago, Razors Edge said:

That's me! I have many nicknames from being such a kind fellow:

The nice n00b.

A delightful dolt.

A very merciful moran.

Truly amiable azzclown.

Such a considerate c * $ @.

A famously friendly f @ * #.

And many more.

I can see that.

57 minutes ago, Razors Edge said:

That's me! I have many nicknames from being such a kind fellow:

The nice n00b.

A delightful dolt.

A very merciful moran.

Truly amiable azzclown.

Such a considerate c * $ @.

A famously friendly f @ * #.

And many more.

You will know we like you when we call you a dickbag, and not until.  

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5 minutes ago, wilbur said:

You will know we like you when we call you a dickbag, and not until.  

This dickbag can be trusted!

Tom from the Bob and Tom show made the statement "A scent should enhance you, not announce you"! Words to live by.  

A very outspoken girl I admired stated "If I smell cologne, I leave it alone..."

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