VladyP

Here is my dog Bernie and his gun

Just now, Kristen Wiig said:

You are mean.  I am not sure I like you.

What is not to like?  He has a mean streak.  This is good, no?

tank treads are much better for traction in snow and ice than silly tires with studs.

1 hour ago, donkpow said:

Nice shirt.

We should go riding sometime.  

10 minutes ago, donkpow said:

Russian ice balls.

I have had those before.

1 hour ago, MoseySusan said:

I missed the Welcome Bot notice for VladyP while away on vacation? 

No, I overthrew another member. 

59 minutes ago, donkpow said:

He should be, even if it is only a symbiotic gesture.

Seems a bit harsh, IMHO.  Maybe we should just sanction me, I mean him.

34 minutes ago, bikeman564™ said:

I had putin fries last night for dinner 🤐

How where they?  

2 minutes ago, Dottie said:

Good Lord. Another sock I can't keep straight. It would seem pairing is impossible.

4 minutes ago, Dottie said:

Fixed title for clarity.

You should see the ones in the judges chamber, they are made of crushed civil rights! 

59 minutes ago, Allen said:

Not once. 

I would expect that to change very soon, Mr. Allen G.   

1 minute ago, ChrisL said:

Yeah I am but not you!

what about jsharr?  would you hire him?

Just now, ChrisL said:

The truth of the matter is he was fired and is just a salesman now...  I bumped into him working the floor at an industry show...

I lost that job too.  You hiring?

I seek a new job whenever the pile of bodies I leave in my wake is tall enough for me to climb to the next level.  #winning

33 minutes ago, jsharr said:

Steak, shrimp and broccoli 

 

Nice, you eat off a paper plate and use steak sauce?  Middle management material if ever I saw it.

4 hours ago, jsharr said:

I would keep Sr. VP of the Western Region or ButtPlug9000

You are smarter than @Kzoo makes you out to be.

5 minutes ago, ChrisL said:

ChrisL is in a good place now and not likely to get out of line.

I'll tell you when and if you are in a good place mister.

Now you know how I feel when November rolls around!  

Just now, Longjohn said:

When I was 29 years old I lived in Warren county. That was the first place I ever saw wild turkeys on a daily basis. When I would cross country ski through the woods the turkeys didn’t hear me coming and I didn’t see them until I scared the bejeebers out of them and they in turn scared the bejeebers out of me when they took off.

That was you?  yeah, to say you scared the bejeebers out of  us in an understatement!  Why do you ski naked like that anyway?

14 minutes ago, Longjohn said:

Thomas Turkey is weally weally pretty?

Just now, Kzoo said:

We use to hunt turkey in the big woods- Warren County.  It was an excuse to spend a weekend at the cabin.  No turkeys were ever harmed.

Maybe you should have just driven around in the "big woods" instead of trying to use a gun.

1 minute ago, Longjohn said:

Stinking turkeys are everywhere these days. When I was a kid the only place I saw turkeys was in the big woods in the Pa. mountains. Today as I was driving in to Pittsburgh I was about six miles out, stuck in traffic and there on the hill was a whole flock of turkeys and a big Tom was strutting his stuff trying to impress the ladies.

Trying?  TRYING? I will have you know sir, that even though a gentleman does not kiss and tell, there was no 'try"  I put the "butt" in Butterball today sir.

Just now, Kzoo said:

For my insurance company.  Actually pocket change for them.

 

How callous....  Are you from Texas originally?