ParodyMeter

And the Parody meter says....... You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.

Hmm, that's a first.

32 minutes ago, jsharr said:

Shit like this would not happen if @Kzoo was still making up the scores! 

Kzoo is a moran.

This Parody skidded off the side of the runway long before reaching V1.

4.29

10.00

Solid work.  Some around here should take lessons from you.  Maybe as part of your PES (Parody Education Session) you could have a Questions and Answer session at the end.

Please try again...

16 minutes ago, Philander Seabury said:

Who the hell has the time and the inclination to make little peach panties? 

 

Make the time.

OK so I have been watching that new video for about 35 minutes and the chimp still hasn't caught the dog.  When does he catch the dog?

2 hours ago, jsharr said:

you slack indicatored, googly screened, moranic dolt. 

Is that your idea of flattery?                 It won't help.

Not bad work.     8.39

BTW, are you a n00b

14 minutes ago, jsharr said:

Hey @Kzoo can you do down in the basement and ask @ParodyMeter to quit hitting on your sump pump and come up here and score this?

Hey jrhass (sp), I'm back.  Let me look at this again.

Sorry, NSFY.

You can't just resubmit new content after submitting a parody worthy of the septic tank.  It doesn't work that way.  How long have you been here?

Only one bite of the apple, buddy.  And you messed up.

8.29

Please redo this crap.  I'm not scoring this heap.

2.36

But only because the lady said so.

Really?  You want a score?  For that?

1 minute ago, Allen said:

A quick google search disputes that. 

A quick Google search of data from August 12th is were I say it.  State by state map.

Thanks guys.  I appreciate finally getting some love.

7 minutes ago, jsharr said:

like a regular poster but more useless.

So most people here are mods then?

Just now, jsharr said:

ask one of the useless mods to help you out.

What's a mod?

I like this new found freedom

9.34

Just now, jsharr said:

What's that for?

Just now, jsharr said:

Hey buddy, sorry about the guy that is always shoving my parodies in your face.

The 4.04 was a nice set up.

Since you are new, I will just go ahead and give you POTD without a nomination.

I'm not sure what that means but thanks anyways.

1 minute ago, jsharr said:

He is just jealous, so he is disagreeable.   This is also why I parody.

Did you call me?

2 minutes ago, jsharr said:

Have the meter get an account and we will see.

Yes........

And again Inspiration Bot displays how big of an Idiot Bot he really is.  The world is full of great quotes and he picks this.

These Daily Historical TidBits are interesting.  I wonder when Ralph's name is going to come up in one of them.

And these are far better than that crap @Inspiration Bot comes up with.  I recommend we replace that worthless @Inspiration Bot with FROS Bot.