Razors Edge

I thought he was counting up as folks woke up and came online.
I did notice @Philo IN DA HOUSE!!!!!!  Welcome!!!

and then:

Usually, it's just hot air, but sometimes, it is definitely a fart.

A rare 2 for me:
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SPACE then PHASE

But can you PLEASE share them here, too?!?!?!!?

He may be training you faster than you're training him 

I stopped paying attention in most calls, so maybe?

Were you really prepared for hours on inane discussions on sailing? This was a blessing in disguise.

Man, they really screwed that one up.  I'd take him in a heartbeat.  Not sure how you keep him healthy, but like Terrell Owens a while back, OBJ is a presence even though also a distraction. A good coach can juggle that.

As a family of FOUR, I would sure hope so! You're not in Kentucky where it takes an extended family to hit that lofty goal!

How much Dr Pepper did you drink?  Or were they onto Fanta or Mr Pibb by then. Hopefully not Cheerwine!
Or 

You really are weird.

Made a bed? Shined some shoes? Smoked a cigarette?

I prefer cooking with gas!

I think the addition is a good thing.  I don't think the timing matters - ie Sesame Street was late to the game or in some way "wrong" for not having done it sooner. 

Only if you've been dropped on your head and don't have a life to lead!
Snow - not on ski slopes - sucks.  Sure, it's pretty, but then...
...well, and then it sucks. Until it melts and you can get outside again.

It makes them even MORE endearing!

Wow - the UK is tougher than most to get into right now!
As of today:
If you are fully vaccinated
This is what you need to do if you qualify under the fully vaccinated rules for travel to England.
Before you travel to England – fully vaccinated
Before you travel to England you must:
book and pay for a COVID-19 PCR test – to be taken after you arrive in England complete a passenger locator form – to be completed in the 48 hours before you arrive in England From 4am, Tuesday 7 December you must also take a PCR or LFD COVID-19 test within the 2 days before you travel to England. Read more about taking a COVID-19 test before you travel to England.
You cannot use an NHS test for your PCR test. You must use a private test provider.
You will need to enter your COVID-19 test booking reference number on your passenger locator form.
If you’re in England for less than 2 days, you still need to book and pay for a day 2 COVID-19 test. You must quarantine until you receive a negative day 2 COVID-19 PCR test, or until you leave England, whichever is sooner.
When you arrive in England – fully vaccinated
After you arrive in England you must take a COVID-19 PCR test. This is the test that you booked before travel.
You can take the test any time after you arrive and before the end of day 2 at the latest. The day you arrive is day 0.
You must quarantine in your home or the place you are staying while you await your test result.
Test results
If your test result is negative, you can end your quarantine.

The Texas end.

Our annual mileage is rapidly approaching BOTH!!!!  Even closer to 1/5 the minimum distance to the moon (perigee)!!!!!

I often flip the can prior to popping the top off.  That redistributes the sweetness, and it's nice throughout.
But I'm a bit of a "pineapple connoisseur".

At least now you can claim it is "lunch hour" so it is okay to be gallivanting around.

Mark as SOLUTION!

This seems like a good topic to pin.

Becoming??? Most of us are full dick already, idiot!

FTR, grilled cheese is the natural, logical, and sane accompaniment to tomato soup.