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Kzoo's post in I will try to suffer your foolishness in quiet acceptance today... was marked as the answer
Done
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Kzoo's post in I have never worried about this in my life, but I will now. was marked as the answer
That's why it's important to leave your lawn mowing to the professionals. Those hawk vs snake incidents can be nasty.
Signed
Kzoo's Lawn Mowing and Legal Services, LLC
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Kzoo's post in Hey Shu Couch was marked as the answer
He was on drugs. Since he wasn't playing, the training staff gave him 4 doses of sedatives to help ensure that he would not make a fool of himself on national TV again. I guess it worked.
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Kzoo's post in Manor property improvements was marked as the answer
Where's the feces you mentioned? Oh, wait...
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Kzoo's post in I like Kzoo was marked as the answer
That's because we he likes to talk about you behind your back.
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Kzoo's post in I didn't realize bike taars were that porous until I went tubeless was marked as the answer
My guess is that there was some winter air in there.
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Kzoo's post in Lawnmower's ready was marked as the answer
Old gas, old oil, wouldn’t start. I cranked it over for about 10 minutes and pushed it back into the shed. There’s always next year.
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Kzoo's post in I stand behind Alec Baldwin was marked as the answer
Smart. I'd never want to stand in front of him.
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Kzoo's post in Kzoo.... you have a new job??? was marked as the answer
Family member. I think I can get the friends and family discount.
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Kzoo's post in Kzoo tell us about your bromance was marked as the answer
Yes, he’s all that and a bag of chips. He’s a bit deranged but with the evidence of the metal plate in his head that’s understandable.
BFFs Forever
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Kzoo's post in So, do you ever make it through a bottle of honey? was marked as the answer
Yes. We use a fair amount of honey. If it crystallizes just heat it up in a water bath. Also crystallized honey is what's needed to make whipped honey - the best stuff on earth.
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Kzoo's post in LAJ update was marked as the answer
He'll be back to skipping and getting back to work in no time.
You will have to change his name...
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Kzoo's post in Do you know what a raconteur is? was marked as the answer
Pffffft…. Easy…
It’s a raccoon that starts their own business.
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Kzoo's post in Apropos of all the Ohio Drivel was marked as the answer
"what do you think about when you think about Texas?"
There was that great musical. Oh wait, that was Oklahoma
There is all that great food and the parades. Wait a minute. That's Lousiana.
There's that famous nuclear lab and those fun balloon festivals. Sorry that New Mexico.
Texas It's better than Ohio?
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Kzoo's post in What is Fret Buzz? was marked as the answer
Fret buzz is the sound the n00b makes when posting on the forum.
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Kzoo's post in I am ashamed to admit that I want this Star Trek mug was marked as the answer
I think there are holes for nostrils. You can suck the stuff out the nose.
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Kzoo's post in Pulling from the Jacks ass because it’s Monday was marked as the answer
And you get a 10