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maddmaxx

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  1. maddmaxx's post in Have you ever spent an entire day using nothing but .gifs as responses? was marked as the answer   
    Is that your HR department head?
  2. maddmaxx's post in This is overkill was marked as the answer   
    The toilet may flush them but your pipes may not.
    "Roto rooter?  I'm calling about a problem.  I have my balls stuck in the pipes"
  3. maddmaxx's post in Are any of you other bozos frustrated by Outlook search like I am? was marked as the answer   
    Searches are much easier than they used to be.

  4. maddmaxx's post in How often during the day do you think, “Wait, what?” was marked as the answer   
    It's my motto.
  5. maddmaxx's post in We watched Ferrari last night. was marked as the answer   
    That would have been the end of the Mille Miglia and the Guidizzolo Tragedy killed 9 spectators and the driver and co driver.  It was to be the end of the Mille Miglia as far too many people had died during it's history.  Back then they allowed spectators to stand on or near the edge of the public streets/race course.
  6. maddmaxx's post in Rudyard Kipling's poem "If." was marked as the answer   
    You're a better gal than I Mosey Sue.
  7. maddmaxx's post in When is it too cold to go to a football game was marked as the answer   
    That's when ticket prices cost an arm or a leg.
  8. maddmaxx's post in So do you remember when one of the female runners called this the AARP forum because I brought up C was marked as the answer   
    I felt the earth move.
  9. maddmaxx's post in My short term memory is for shit was marked as the answer   
    The thing I don't like about leaving your laptop in the cold car overnight is the possibility of condensation when bringing it into a warm place.
  10. maddmaxx's post in Magical transformation was marked as the answer   
    I really wish I hadn't opened this one.
  11. maddmaxx's post in It is axiomatic that Ken Jeong is not funny. was marked as the answer   
    I have no wish to change your mind.  He's not funny.
  12. maddmaxx's post in I dare you.. was marked as the answer   
  13. maddmaxx's post in Summer is better than not-summer was marked as the answer   
    I've spent many years living in the Tidewater area of VA and several in Fl. I even liked Japan and Malaysia in the summer.  I know for a fact that summer beats winter hands down.
  14. maddmaxx's post in Luckily the 24 time window closed at 8:35 this AM was marked as the answer   
    So put the 1.8 back in the box for next time.
  15. maddmaxx's post in If you use your fingerprint on your telephone, which digit? was marked as the answer   
    You can program more than one.  I have left and right thumb, left and right index finger.  Eyephone SE
  16. maddmaxx's post in Anyone else planning an April 8, 2024 solar eclipse photo trip? was marked as the answer   
    Mythology says that the sun and the moon are getting it on and they turn off the lights for privacy.
  17. maddmaxx's post in That was convenient that I woke up right at the start of a work project in my dream was marked as the answer   
    It is always good to avoid work, even imaginary work.
  18. maddmaxx's post in All those pretty white locks was marked as the answer   
  19. maddmaxx's post in Braun was marked as the answer   
    Was the other choice Brains?
  20. maddmaxx's post in I still think it be nice to try this was marked as the answer   
    Nope.  I'll wait till next year when the race is in the other direction.
  21. maddmaxx's post in Great News For Kirby!!! was marked as the answer   
    Impossible to avoid.  Fortunately as I age my memory suffers so they often seem new to me.
  22. maddmaxx's post in Do you prep for winter? was marked as the answer   
    Clear the heaters and turn on the heat.
    Take down the deck canopy
    Shut off and drain the outside faucets.
    Bring the snow blower from the shed to the sun room along with the 100 ft power cord.
    Stash snow shovels outside the front and back door
    Call the leaf removal and snow plow guys.
    Start the countdown to spring.
    Make an appointment with my therapist.
  23. maddmaxx's post in Rain! was marked as the answer   
    I wish you could have had some of my rain last month.
  24. maddmaxx's post in The tolerant left strikes again. was marked as the answer   
    Troll attack.
  25. maddmaxx's post in Holy chit! I just figured out when society went down the crapper. was marked as the answer   
    I quit when a pack rose in price to $1.25.  Today you need a bank loan.  I don't care about the economy of North Carolina that much.
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