Longjohn

Some forms of insanity are hereditary.

Our hojo’s motel is now another chain motel but they closed off the hallway leading into the restaurant and a Margarita King is located there.

Judie picked a Hawaiian theme for the picnic wedding but we haven’t planed a trip yet. Probably go to Texas at thanksgiving.

I thought this thread was about something else, I’m out.

I used the phrase more something than you can shake a stick at and Judie said she had never heard that. City girls live a different life.

Smear some epoxy on it, then drill it and put a bolt through it, then buy a new bike.

We can’t win them all.

Yes 🏆🏆🏆

You need to work on that.

I know a guy that was giving away free firewood. 

Mine comes from Aldi. Romaine hearts, three in a pack. They last about a week. I don’t have time to garden anymore.

I didn’t know your kids had names. I thought they were like thing one and thing two?

Good job.

What did you do with your Fitbit?

Is this some kind of health food?

We had a dog that whenever he heard a fart sound he would sniff his butt. The kids thought it was hilarious and would make fart sounds and he never disappointed them.

My wife had a wheelie walker with brakes and a seat. She never got well enough to try it out. It would be good if you got half way around the block and had too much pain to continue, you could sit down. one night I got up to use the bathroom and after I peed I only made it halfway back to the bedroom and was in too much pain to continue. I stood on one leg and my crutches for a long time until finally I was able to continue. I could have used that walker with a seat that night.

Whelp September is over. I rode over 400 miles and raised over $1,000 to fight children’s cancer.

The motorcycle shop that I bought all my bikes at except the Harleys got in a bunch of jerseys with their advertising plastered all over them. I asked if I could have one of them. They said not have but we will sell you one. Now besides buying three new bikes off of them I raced every week nine months out of the year and about once a month in the winter. I wore out parts that they had never seen wear out. I bought parts every week and was probably their best customer. I went ahead and bought one of their jerseys but the more I thought about it the madder I got. I ended up going to another shop, if I wore that jersey I would wear it inside out so I wasn’t advertising for them. I even removed all the logos off my race bikes so most people wouldn’t know what brand of bike I was riding.

I haven’t heard from Nancy C. Since March 19th. I figured I better give her a heads up. She probably figured it out already but I don’t want to leave her wondering. I sent her a long message and explained what has been going on. She knew about all the other women I was meeting because I was upfront about it from the beginning. I told her that Nancy R. and I have really connected and I didn’t just want to disappear. I thanked her for her time and told her I really enjoyed being with her. I told her that I hope and pray that she will find her perfect match. I felt like I was sending her a “Dear Jane” letter.

If you decide to lick it you better pet him first.

How much more rural can it get? We’re lucky to have electric and my neighbors travel by horse and buggy.

Preferably in a different color, that makes the car look cool.

You need a new bike.