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  1. Longjohn's post in The Dancing Nancy’s story continued. was marked as the answer   
    I haven’t heard from Nancy C. Since March 19th. I figured I better give her a heads up. She probably figured it out already but I don’t want to leave her wondering. I sent her a long message and explained what has been going on. She knew about all the other women I was meeting because I was upfront about it from the beginning. I told her that Nancy R. and I have really connected and I didn’t just want to disappear. I thanked her for her time and told her I really enjoyed being with her. I told her that I hope and pray that she will find her perfect match. I felt like I was sending her a “Dear Jane” letter.
  2. Longjohn's post in Hung dog was marked as the answer   
    If you decide to lick it you better pet him first.
  3. Longjohn's post in Maxx and LongJohn May Discover A Similar Thing! was marked as the answer   
    How much more rural can it get? We’re lucky to have electric and my neighbors travel by horse and buggy.
  4. Longjohn's post in So my interior door handle on the del Sol broke - this is snot going to be easy to fix - I hate deal was marked as the answer   
    Preferably in a different color, that makes the car look cool.
  5. Longjohn's post in I Get Why People Stop Exercising! was marked as the answer   
    You need a new bike.
  6. Longjohn's post in So do you think we can snatch victory from the jaws of da feet? was marked as the answer   
    Tax the robots, the people already pay too much tax.
  7. Longjohn's post in I would appreciate Longjohn keeping us continually updated was marked as the answer   
    She says she doesn’t change lightbulbs, she installs equipment.
  8. Longjohn's post in Ladies Have It Tougher Than Guys. was marked as the answer   
    I thought this thread was going to be about peeing.
  9. Longjohn's post in Lunchtime… ring-ring-ring-a-ling was marked as the answer   
    I thought it was just me. I have been buying one or two big packages of grapes every week and they don’t last a week. I didn’t remember them being that good.
  10. Longjohn's post in Is Ritz the king of crackers, or is the saltine king? was marked as the answer   
    Eat them anyway, they won’t kill you. It’s just a box of crackers.
  11. Longjohn's post in My weekend was marked as the answer   
    Needs the ogg tag
  12. Longjohn's post in LongJohn Talking To His Medicare Disadvantage Provider? was marked as the answer   
    That’s about right.
  13. Longjohn's post in Do We Have An Irrational Fear? was marked as the answer   
    With the discovery of the wreck of the Titanic they also discovered the hardness of the steel used to construct the Titanic was way too hard. When it hit the iceberg it shattered like glass. Shipbuilding at the time was getting way ahead of metallurgy. Ships today are build from a milder steel and not likely to shatter. 
  14. Longjohn's post in Argh! I Hate It! was marked as the answer   
    First world problem 
  15. Longjohn's post in Remember When Jsharr Was Posting A Lot Of Good Stuff? was marked as the answer   
    The delicious bass haven’t been biting.
  16. Longjohn's post in Stage 12 was marked as the answer   
    I think they use the metric alphabet so it’s hard for us to read the reports. Not only is it the metric alphabet but it’s in French.
  17. Longjohn's post in Beautiful day on the lake was marked as the answer   
    I packed a grilled chicken sandwich, I couldn’t find a bait shop that was open, fished with artificial lures. A waste of time. I used copious amounts of sunblock. I had a 15 mph headwind getting back to my vehicle. I had fun. 
  18. Longjohn's post in Well, I've got to run was marked as the answer   
    Running is evil
  19. Longjohn's post in A chain question was marked as the answer   
    Clean the chain with vodka, maybe it will loosen up?
  20. Longjohn's post in It’s cold and rainy and dreary, and I’m tired of eating healthy food and my bike hasn’t come yet and was marked as the answer   
    I just cleaned out my wife’s cabinet in the bathroom. I must have thrown out 100 contact lenses unopened. Why would she have so many? Fifty tooth brushes unopened, seven packs of razor blades for women’s razors, all different brands. A dozen packages of sleep aids all different brands almost full packages they must not have worked. I found a bottle of her happy pills. I must have snuck them back there when my sons were throwing out all her drugs. I took one, I’ll see if it helps my mood. It did wonders for her. She was in a terrible situation with not much hope of it improving yet she stayed positive and cheerful almost to the end. I’m cleaning out the linen closet now. I think I am going to buy all new sheets. The ones in there look drab and worn out. It’s only 45° so I have a fire in the furnace, a good place to get rid of old stuff. I might get rid of some of my old clothes too. Summer is coming, who needs clothes?
  21. Longjohn's post in It’s cold and rainy and dreary, and I’m tired of eating healthy food and my bike hasn’t come yet and was marked as the answer   
    I just cleaned out my wife’s cabinet in the bathroom. I must have thrown out 100 contact lenses unopened. Why would she have so many? Fifty tooth brushes unopened, seven packs of razor blades for women’s razors, all different brands. A dozen packages of sleep aids all different brands almost full packages they must not have worked. I found a bottle of her happy pills. I must have snuck them back there when my sons were throwing out all her drugs. I took one, I’ll see if it helps my mood. It did wonders for her. She was in a terrible situation with not much hope of it improving yet she stayed positive and cheerful almost to the end. I’m cleaning out the linen closet now. I think I am going to buy all new sheets. The ones in there look drab and worn out. It’s only 45° so I have a fire in the furnace, a good place to get rid of old stuff. I might get rid of some of my old clothes too. Summer is coming, who needs clothes?
  22. Longjohn's post in 48 years ago today was marked as the answer   
    WOLJ was in a production of Godspell. Somewhere I have a VHS tape of the production. Those costumes and makeup bring back memories.
  23. Longjohn's post in Is your mailbox mounted on your house next to your front door was marked as the answer   
    Neither do I.

  24. Longjohn's post in LongJohn was marked as the answer   
    115/62 69bpm just now. I was yelling at Oreo, he thinks whenever I’m cooking I should stop what I’m doing a feed him another meal. I’ll check it again after dinner and see if it is still normal.
  25. Longjohn's post in Question for you tech gurus was marked as the answer   
    I think that is one of the features of the latest update. They just like to mess with you.
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