Mr. Silly

Mrs. Silly wants me to ask if that licking machine is for sale.

Call the FBI and tell them you KNOW they are making meth in Linda's condo.  You have also seen Linda bring weapons in there.  See if you can get SWAT involved.
You can kill two birds with one stone if you identify yourself as Sandra.
You may want to get a burner phone for this.

If you stay at the Holiday Express outside the South Entrance, there is a fantastic Mexican restaurant about a quarter mile north of the hotel.  It is a nice little walk after a day at the park, a good stretch of the legs.  The food is great as are the margaritas.  The margaritas go down easy, so you'll be tempted to has a second one. Be careful if you do because it will make for an interesting walk back to the hotel.

Mrs. Silly and I are having a pizza night this weekend.  We haven't picked a day yet.  I am using a pizza cutter though since I don't have spurs nor cowboy boots. 

It looks like he tried to put a round tire on the rear wheel.  What an idiot!

Of course!

It looks like Texas so... yes.

I think the Huskies phrase is, 'Sniff Butts!'
If it isn't, it should be.

I fixed it.  I'll never get those 15 seconds of my life back.

When you vote they should give you a pass code to enter into your TV and it filters out all political ads.  We'd see 100% voter turn out in no time.
 
BTW -- @Airehead, you can mark this as the solution.

When you vote they should give you a pass code to enter into your TV and it filters out all political ads.  We'd see 100% voter turn out in no time.
 
BTW -- @Airehead, you can mark this as the solution.

It looks nice and comfortable.   The cushions aren't going to last the winter though.  
You guys are clearly over charging your customers.

If not,
Happy Thanksgiving

So she sings:
I will give you my finest hour
The one I spent watching you shower
That's no big deal if your in some sort of relationship.  He'd probable even think it was sorta sexy even.  But what type of relationship is she in with this guy in the song?   
Her next verse in the song is:
All I want is a photo in my wallet
A small remembrance of something more solid
All I want is a picture of you
Apparently they've know each other for a while.   Since she is pining for a photo of him, their relationship hasn't progress to the point where he is willing to share a photo of him with her.  Another indication that the relationship hasn't moved too far forward is this line:
Picture this, a sky full of thunder
Picture this, my telephone number
Since she is offering up her phone number as a carrot they obviously haven't exchanged phone numbers yet.  If they haven't exchanged phone numbers, is he aware that Debra is watching him shower? ... or is she peeking in the window?
She does seem a bit obsessive with him since she sings:
All I want is 20/20 vision
A total portrait with no omissions
It sounds to me like she is 'Fatal Attractions' obsessed with this poor dude.  After all, the song starts by her singing:
All I want is a room with a view
A sight worth seeing, a vision of you
So she is in the market for an apartment where she can watch the guy shower for hours on end. 
Yeah, Debra Harry is a little creepy in this song.
 

I don't know what state the Stone's live in but their neighborhood seem a little too established for a horse ranch.

There is no shame in losing to the Browns.

If you mail them in all on the same day then mail them from different post offices.  

Probably the Giants.  

Goto Attachments under your username pulldown menu.  Put a check in the square on the far right.  A little garbage can should appear at the bottom that allows you to delete the marked posts. 
 

Cheetah should be killed too.

Not any more if Beyonce is pain in the ass, then he's got 100 problems and a bitch would be one of them.

Yes

I recalculated right before lunch and,  you are right, I forgot to carry the pi.  My morning was in fact 20.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820% better because of my sorted socks.