Hey you, be careful out there.

[maddmaxx ★]

You might not know this but I worry about each and every one of you, even jsharr..........he's a Texan you know.

With all the TP shortages and empty shelves and food grabbing crowds at the newly opened restaurants I'm not just worried about the future of my family, I'm worried about everyone's future.  The switch flips again on the first of the month and I fear we are in the middle of a stampede rushing out on a shopping trip and a couple of lattes at Starbucks.  This is just going to get worse in my opinion.  I don't want to be trampled by a bunch of Valley Girls chasing a sale on Couch handbags.

Here's what I'm going to do here.  I'm going to try to be nicer about other people's opinions even though they are wrong.  I'll probably fail but I don't care all that much.

Anyway, the first person to successfully score this parody highly gets nothing.

[maddmaxx ★]

Wilbur wins.  I was busy writting this and watching the launch and lost out my parody slot.

[Dottleshead ★]

1 hour ago, maddmaxx said:

... a sale on Couch handbags.

I thought Couch was into watches?!