Parsnip Totin Jack

My day is done. Psychopathy and two fingers of Powers Irish Whisky. Jungle Jim sells liquor too.

Boxes of cereal, milk from cows, Costco size snacks.

His cousin from Mexico. He’s a close friend of Speedy Gonzalez.

Not yet. I wanted to enjoy my visit to the Jungle. We are taking him to dinner somewhere later.

Cincinnati

The back story isn’t just the scale of the store but the fact that the guy who started it all is basically printing money every day. Not from sales at the store, but rental income from the various stores that are on his land. There are at least 20 to 30 tenants paying him $1,000 to $4,000 a month. He also has a few event centers that he rents out as well. I’ve met him before; he comes across as an eccentric but I envy his creativity.

@Longjohn and I have posted about this place before but here’s a brief video. There are longer ones on YouTube if you want to go down a rabbit hole. We stopped there today for some things as it’s just a mile from where we are staying and across the street from where LAJ is living. We bought the puppies a new toy that they are loving.

Water right now. I have to be sober to drive the minivan to dinner. I bought a six of MadTree Psychopathy at Jungle Jim’s for later.

With a “If the van is rocking don’t bother knocking” sticker. You had a “Gas, grass or ass- nobody rides for free” sticker.

Took my driving test in one like this.

We were invited to the wedding rehearsal dinner tonight. It’s at an Irish pub with about 25 people. I’m on my second Guinness. Ordering fish (haddock) and chips for supper. Tomorrow at 9:00 is brunch with JtM and Silent Doug. Son of Parsnip is going golfing afterwards with Doug and members of the wedding party. Chill all day with the puppies then dinner with LAJ. Saturday chill until 3:00 then drive up to the wedding venue that starts at 4:00. Drive back to Virginia on Sunday.

I dunno. We are passing Buckeye Lake now. Stopped at the highway rest area for walks, pees, and poops. Columbus is next at 28 miles.

Even better, I did a version of the lunar eclipse with my bare ass out the window.

Yes. 66 to 81 to Winchester then 522 to PawPaw/Cumberland. Hop on 68 to 79 to 70. Stopped in Washington PA for lunch at the Dog House Diner. Fed us and the dogs at a picnic table there.

Rolling through now. Stopping in Washington PA for lunch and let the dogs stretch their legs. Owl take the wheel so son can get a break.