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2Far last won the day on February 18 2017

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  1. Just got back from the gun range

    How do you like it? The folks on the gun forum are keen on them.
  2. Weekend plans the last weekend in February...

    Going to T-town to see the pregger Do2 and their new house. Drive back Sunday to drop off Wo2 & then drive back down to FL.
  3. Hey Goat. My narcotic story

    Years ago, Fo2 dropped a full 5 gallon can of gasoline, edge first, on his big toe. lost the nail, split the bone, got a script (darvon, maybe?). A few days later Fo2 (who had a legendary tolerance for pain) told the doc the pills weren't cutting the pain. Doc told him to warsh it down with scotch. He did, it worked.
  4. 2/22/18 miles/kms/activity

    Gym. Took it easy, I think it's only my 4th visit this month.
  5. Why Not?

    I ran an ultra in '84. 56 miles. I was just past half way when the winner finished & I still had more than a marathon left to run. I was shattered at the end. I've never run another.
  6. RIP

    A kindly old man died peacefully and found himself resurrected in the middle of a country road. And behold! Running toward him was his favorite dog! He knelt and embraced his long lost pet in tearful reunion. After some time, the dog seemed anxious to walk the road in what seemed to be the direction of the rising sun. The man followed. Before long, they came to a fence of wrought gold, with pearly gates, behind which there stood mansion upon mansion. The gatekeeper, a tall man in flowing white robes, greeted the man, and welcomed him to enter. "But what exactly is this place?" said the man, who had been a lifelong believer. "This," said the gatekeeper, is Heaven. But you'll have to leave him outside. We have a strict no-pets policy." The man stood in confusion for some moments. His face became grim. "No thanks," he said. "I'll take my chances with my dog." For a long time, the man and his dog wandered down the road. At last they came to an unpretentious farming community with no fences or gates of any kind. What appeared to be a contented old farmer was sitting on a stool next to an old-fashioned hand operated water pump. The dog ran up to the farmer, who petted him, and gave him some water. "Where is this place?" asked the man. "This is Heaven," answered the farmer. "It's all around you. You've been in it, or at least the outskirts of it ever since you died." "But that fellow back yonder behind the pearly gates said that place was Heaven." replied the man. "Nah, that's Hell," replied the farmer. "We leave the entrance there to weed out the hypocrites who'd leave their best friend behind."
  7. DMV Hell

    A lot of the townie cops around here have the plate recognition technology. It's pretty slick.
  8. Patch Hell

    Patches doesn't understand the problem.
  9. WTF, chronicles from the ER

    Second thing to go is memory. I can't remember the first.
  10. WTF, chronicles from the ER

    Yeah, but when we were kids, the ground was a lot closer.
  11. Please send cat vibes for my friend Tommy Cat.

    PtWC is thinking of him.
  12. Is this RG’s type?

    Yeesh, that's kinda disturbing.
  13. 2/18 miles & such

    Drove to Florida. Again.
  14. Thursday I ordered 180 items to pass out to our site employees as a token of our appreciation for their cooperation during the big client audit. Amazon only allows adding 30 items at a time to the cart, so I did it 6 times. Then I added my corporate cc b/c the order was way over my limit on my Amazon card. I got my order confirmation and then an hour later a notification that my account had been had been hacked & they were suspending my acct. Oy! I called them , got India. She submitted some kind of form, started reading the email they sent me before I could tell her that I can read. About two hours later I could reset my password , re enter the cc, and re do the order. I got 5 boxes of items on the porch this AM.