The_Karen_Cooper_Incident

Maybe Airwick hacked SW's user id. We can only hope. Airwick was a wonderful member here. I wonder why he left? Couch

LOL! Couch

I'm happy the site is here. There are some glimpses of old times once in awhile -- the fun times of the old LF and Foo pop up. And, the format is a hell of alot better here than the other forums. Couch

You've left me with no option. Couch

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I'll admit, I get pretty angry and mad when someone starts a parody thread. You're darn toot'en; I can get really angry! But, I'm naturally insane. It's not my fault, my mother was a hippy.. Anywho, who is the angriest poster on the forum? Couch

Ha! Couch

So far, Pine Sol is winning. Couch

Hmm... Interesting. Can you explain this, Hip? Couch

This could be a fun poll. We used to have these kinda dumb but fun polls over at LF. I could be wrong and this could be a very stupid and boring thread. However, it could lead to a very good Couch/Hip debate. Couch

Oh, I'm trying to let it go. Trust me. However, I'm a sensitive chap. I don't like being told I'm wrong when I honestly feel I've done the right thing. However, I'm often wrong about my assessment of myself and my actions, so I have to ask others for their opinions. I'm also a sick person trying to get well. Couch

I have no desire to fight for it. Yes, it's a good chunk of change but not worth my time. Couch

Hehe. Tude turned me on to pine sol. I use that shit on everything! Couch

Most of these things were applied to the rent but I did the work. For example, I paid for the toilet and she deducted it from the rent. I think I feel bad because she is scared that she no longer has someone paying rent and no one else in their right mind would rent from her. I feel for her, I really do. But I'm try to find out where I may be at fault here. For whatever reason, I always have a guilty conscience. Couch

She's a sick person trying to get well, I think. I've tried helping her along with other family members regarding personal issues. I can't really go into detail due to the nature of my program. She is sick. Couch

There is roughly a 1000 dollar deposit. At this point, she can have it. Couch

Oh, I forgot to mention. I left her a year old lawn mower so her daughter wouldn't have to shuttle hers over to cut the lawn in my absence. Couch

No. I'm not into violence. And, I had no real reason to do such a thing before I left. From the text I received on July 3rd, I assumed all was good. Couch

And if I'm wrong in anyway, please point it out. I'm trying to see where I owe this person anything. Be honest. I rented a dilapidated house in Pittsburgh. It hadn't been lived in for roughly ten years but it was suggested by my old boss who is the ex husband of the landlord that I move in. I wanted Inge to have a back yard to play in. It seemed like a good deal at the time. I payed the rent on time, every time. I've even had to ask her if she received the check in the past because it wasn't cashed. She lost one of the checks and I had to cancel it. Meh, no big deal. Today I received a text from her that I left the house in a bad spot. Mind you, she sent me a text July 3rd stating that the house looked fine and thanked me for not smoking cigars in the house. I have that text saved off in case I need it. Now that I've left, I'm receiving text messages that the house smells like smoke. I've never once smoked in the house. I've always smoked cigars in the back yard. Things I did while I lived there: There was a tree that I had to have cut down. It had been dead for years. In fact, she told me the neighbor next door neighbor asked her several times to have it cut down so it wouldn't fall on his house. I had it professionally cut down, chopped the wood myself and neatly stacked it in the driveway. I even created wood forms and stacked it. She now wants "Her" wood removed. My old boss says he will take it as that's how he heats his house. I replaced the toilet and bathroom sink upstairs. I turned off all water to the other toilets and sinks in the other bathrooms as I didn't use them. I'm a one toilet type of guy. Over those two years I mowed the lawn, fertilized the lawn with weed and feed, took care of the overgrown shrubs I wasn't allowed to cut down and took care of most of the issues around the house. I also housed her brothers crap in his old bedroom rent free. He never came to remove any of it. Neither did she. The reason why she may be smelling smoke: The roof needed replacing 10 years ago. Even her ex husband told her she need to replace it. She asked me if I would and I told her no. That was before I signed the lease. I fall easy. Gravity is a cruel mistress. Anywho, as a result of the leaky roof, I'm sure there is a musty smell in the house now that the AC has been turned off. It's the only thing I can think that she may be smelling; if that is the case, I would have never smelled it as I always kept the house at 70 degrees with the AC. I'm assuming that here. I've never had to deal with a leaky roof. Well, maybe a tent in the UP of Michigan one stormy night. But that's okay, I was drinking at the time. So, I'm asking what you guys what I may owe this woman. Should I have the house professionally cleaned? I cleaned it myself. Washed down the walls. Cleaned the wood floors with pine sol. Dang, I scrubbed near everything several times before I left and maintained a very clean house while I lived there. Drama. Couch

That happened to a friend of mine the other day. She isn't expecting. And trust me, she's the wrong type of woman to make that mistake with. She's lost several children. And, she carries a gun. My friend does show mercy though. She didn't kill the person who asked the question. Couch

No, I wouldn't tell someone they looked fat. I would probably pull the typical response and try to evade answering the question. Couch

I missed you, Nate. Couch

Could it be possible, you were crazy before the parking lot? I know I would be. Or rather, I am be. Couch

I'm not sure I actually contribute, yet. Couch

So, is he banned? Tell me what happened man. Don't water it down with the PC crap. Couch