Road Runner

I didn't have a clue. I was right there with "Hello Grandma" or whatever that first lady wrote.

The ones that killed me last night were the three word rhyming questions. I'm not sure I could figure those out if I had several minutes. That one guy was spewing them out as soon as the answer was read! Those people have a different type of brian than I have.

I did not like it last night. Too much talking. Hoping for better tonight.

I would like to see more of the Airwick Rowing team.

I would like the chicks in bikinis thread back. Can you make that happen?

How ironic. That was insane.

Face it. It won't be long before Cheese is Bike Club President. Being a Mod and winning Speed Demon's heart is just the beginning. I advise you not to meet with him for dinner, but whatever you do, DO NOT bring along BCC.

Just imagine what their lungs looked like.

I've had similar experiences on several occasions. I was always able to get rid of it by shutting down and restarting. I then delete all cookies and temp files, just to be sure. Sometimes, you can use Task Manager to kill those types of screens. Not sure if that works on the Microsoft scam popup. I also get regular phone calls (I got one today) from "Microsoft" telling me that they owe me some money and that I need to call them right away. I don't understand how this stuff persists for so long. Why don't the Feds track these people down?

I hope you people are still aware that this is a porody thread, whatever that is. Just sayin.

On the other hand, cabbage has very little smell until you cook it. I wouldn't advise wrapping your leg in cooked cabbage.

Cheese is the master of like pandering and whoring.

That isn't the same thing at all. A game is played with a given set of rules. IMO, it is sexist if you change the rules to make it easier for either sex. When my son played high school basketball, he was smaller than most women college and pro players. He had to use the standard ball. They didn't say, "You are smaller so you can use a smaller ball." To change the rules to make it easier for a particular group based solely on sex seems sexist to me. Honestly, if I was a woman basketball player, I would want to use the same ball that the men use. To use a smaller ball implies that the players are weaker and less capable competitors. They are not.

And what about tennis? The men play the best of 5 sets. The women play the best of 3. Why? Are women incapable of playing 5 sets? Just more sexist crap.

So you think a woman needs a smaller ball like little kids do? That's sexist.