Road Runner

Among the current younger generations, do men still have to pay for everything on a date? Even if your date makes more money than you do?

I always remember FLJim as Archie.

Now I am going to be getting RC and 2Far confused.

I would have loved to have become a gigolo, but in my day, women expected you to have a job and buy them stuff.

In my younger days, touching an eight-foot ceiling was easy. Nowadays, I am about an inch short.

The top shelf could be at 6.5 - 7 feet, giving you a foot or more of space for tall objects. Most people can reach 7 feet, right?

After George gets reported for having sex on his desk with the cleaning lady, he offers up this defense. It could apply to any number of office conduct boo-boos.

Plus, they possess that ultimate ability that we don't.

My kitchen is where all the food is kept.

Yes, their life expectations are relatively low, but this is what keeps them happy, Food, a nice place to sleep and some occasional play. Some of us humans should be more like that.

I like when my inner voice tells me it is time to go to the bathroom.

Eric is the son, the main character, sort of. This occurs right after he calls off his marriage to Donna. Barney Miller is full of great stuff. Great writers on that show. OTOH, I hate the intro. I feel sad every time I see the Twin Towers.

I'm pretty sure you can eliminate this one as a possible cause.

I was watching "That 70's Show" last night and heard this one. I'm not totally sure what it means, but I like it! Eric has decided to take a year off and do absolutely nothing. While pontificating on the wisdom of his decision, he makes this statement:

I figured you just posted this thread because you wanted to use the word, "horatio".