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Johnny Come Lately Name

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  1. Johnny Come Lately Name
    “I fought the drone and the drone won”
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    We don’t need another hero.
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    The Death Star? They own that too?
  4. Johnny Come Lately Name
    Ok, I’ll tell you what. I’ll do a swap, so you still only have three.
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    Why not just eat the Reese’s Feces and skip the squirrel food? No, but I have DONE the thing where you pop habaneros in oil and then pop popcorn in the oil. Many of my cow-orkers found it filling and only ate a little. I may also have used too much salt because they made a beeline for the drinking fountain. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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    They should take after cable TV and not show any ads because you’re paying for the service.
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    Did it come with Tina Turner?
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    (But that’s before @Allen guts it and makes it infrared 😝)
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    It’d be for spontaneous, spur of the moment, cuts. “THAT’S IT! THAT BRANCH IS GOING!!!”
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    Buttered popcorn isn’t much good for anything. Not worth the dental floss. Another one of those food groups that smell way better than they taste.
  11. Johnny Come Lately Name
    Meh. Boats are SO limited as to where you can use them. So whadja get?
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    Mine - and I believe this is true of most of them - has GPS tracking. If it loses signal, it goes up to a pre-set height and returns to the home coordinates. It knows how far it is from home and how much battery it would take to get back and acts accordingly. They’re pretty smart.
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    They’re stupid easy to fly. Difficult to fly well. Since they hover, if you get confuzzled, just let go of the sticks, or if want to do one control input, at a time, you can - unlike an R/C aircraft that will not wait for you to get your shit together and keeps going.
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    I have a Crapsman hedge trimmer and weedwhacker. They’re great. Not going back to 2-stroke for those. I would also like a small electric chain saw that I can mount in a holster on my riding mower. When I run across branches that piss me off….WHACK! 😝
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    Not with that attitude! I have 2.3 acres, maybe 3/4 of which I mow. I just did about 2/3 of it before the battery cried uncle. A second battery and I could have finished the job. The push mower is only for part of the yard, anyway. The rest I do with the rider. I only mowed as much as I did for excrement and hilarity.
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    $4.25 - I had a coupon
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    Current gas mower won’t start and the deck is starting to rust through. I walk by the Groundskeeping section of the neighboring college at lunch time often. I saw these mowers on the truck, so I asked one of the guys how they were. He had a pretty decent opinion of them. I primarily use a push mower to go around the trees and get into places I can’t with the rider.
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    Scoff if you will, but now “someone” has no excuse not to help me with the lawn… It’s even self-compelled.
  19. Johnny Come Lately Name
    You cropped off the part where you’re holding up the card with the number on it, right?
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    Given that they infest so many web pages with their garbage ads, a huge “NO”.
  21. Johnny Come Lately Name
    How about four? Mine is being a complete pain in the ass today.
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    It just walks to you.
  23. Johnny Come Lately Name
    Same as every other cat I’ve ever had: “FEED ME, MEATBAG!”
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    Yes, yes I do…
  25. Johnny Come Lately Name
    This is a piss poor substitute for real help, but…
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