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Longjohn

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  1. Don’t you own a pedal wrench?
  2. I’m wearing cut off jeans that were so worn out the legs were going to fall off so I ripped the legs off. I was trying to mow the yard but it’s still too wet. I mowed about an acre.
  3. Longjohn

    MIL Rant…

    Buggy whip is broken?
  4. 24 miles riding two laps around Lake Wilhelm with Buggie Dale. He is still afraid to try new things on his cruiser bike. The Wilhelm trail has a lot of hills some very steep and lots of turns. He said he didn’t think he was ready to try that trail. His bike is a one by and he hasn’t fingered out how to downshift fast enough to make the hills. I thought when he finished the first lap he would at least master half on the hills, nope, he did a lot of walking.
  5. Did I accidentally log into organic gardening by mistake today?
  6. I always enjoy seeing the yards that the owners hired spray kill a lawn. I have seen the truck there and a week later their grass is all dead. I often wondered what there recourse was. Did they get their money back? Did they get extra because their lawn is now dead? Well at least they won’t have to mow this year.
  7. How do you know you haven’t met one? They don’t wear a uniform.
  8. I got a delivery last night just before the storm USPS a new keyboard for my computer. I heard a guy talking and looked out and saw the mailman talking to Jax. Jax was asking him if he had anything for me. Tried to get in the truck.
  9. I quit using pull throughs when someone parked behind me and I couldn’t get the hatch open to load my groceries.
  10. I don’t do that stuff. I live in the country .
  11. Zero turn mowers make mowing fun and quickly get the lawn done so you can go riding.
  12. Longjohn

    My mom

    My dad had a girlfriend who was in her eighties and delivered meals on wheels. She bought my dad his first set of golf clubs so they could go golfing.
  13. I tried to go in the out door at lows yesterday when picking up my ditch watcher. They now have the electric eyes on the outside of the exits turned off. I had to go in the entrance. I made up for it, I wheeled my ditch watcher out the entrance door.
  14. I used to park in the park with my girlfriend. It was only a quarter mile from my parents house but it had more privacy than our driveway.
  15. No pump, no pit, floor drain gravity system. Only second time in thirty two years that it couldn’t keep up.
  16. French drains couldn’t keep up, flooded the downstairs. I must have sucked up 100 buckets of water with my carpet scrubber. My back hurts now.
  17. So far we still have power
  18. Longjohn

    Meet Boog

    How can you see his toes? He has shoes on.
  19. Longjohn

    I am beat

    Do either of you have grandkids in the area? Sunday was the day we took the grands but only one or two of them at a time. Easier to handle and makes them feel special.
  20. They might like you if you made them that game. Let Tude put her fingers through the holes, you might get bit.
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