UglyBob

What's my motivation, Bob?

Just don't forget the cover sheet...

Are you from Chicago?

Starbuck was one of the bands playing at Disneyland for our grad night in 1977. It was the emptiest venue in the park...

You want bad? Here's bad!

You can unscrew a light bulb...

That's not an actual virgin, just like a virgin...

+1

I see what you did...

Might be Colombian. That's definitely not a Brazilian...

It might be ok in the short term, but it's not a long term solution to your problem. I have a friend who did the juicer thing after seeing that movie, He dropped a lot of weight very fast, but rebounded even higher when he stopped. Your best bet is to make changes in your lifestyle and diet that you can live with going forward. It's kind of like resetting your thermostat. Make a change in your diet and see where you settle out, then make another, and so on... Like some have said, start by eliminating as many processed foods as you can and go with fresh, then maybe try cutting carbs or gluten. If you try to make too many changes all at once or do something really radical, I think you just set yourself up for failure. I'm going through this process right now due to some health issues (I'll explain some other time), so I know what you're going through. Hang in there and hit me up if you need some recipes or ideas as you make the journey...

Those are ammo he can use to keep other unwanted birds away. They're for rockin' robins...

Believe me, there's so much drama at every holiday there's no way to fit it all in one volume.

A video of any holiday at my mother-in-law's...

Rugby has to be worse...

28.2 0n the touring bike today. The trails and bike lanes around here are still full of crap from the storms, so I rode the bike with the best flat protection and a little more footprint.

Yeah, when I grow mine little kids follow me around...

I believe a valley is where you find a girl, hillbillies live in hollars, and there's a farmer in the dell...

I think I had 37 at last count. A lot are from specific rides, half a dozen or so are my old Marriott team kits, a few assorted beer jerseys.

I ride because it's who I am. It's not just a part of me, it defines me.

Wife turned it on... I didn't last 5 minutes.

Oh, almost forgot. Worst movie ever... "Gilli"

I would have to agree with you on this point; in fact, I would venture to say that any movie bad enough to warrant an episode of MST3K falls into this category. This would include "Plan 9 From Outer Space", as well as such atrocities as "Manos : Hands of Fate" and "Santa Claus Conquers The Martians".

Yes, a couple of times, but only after someone else took the first swing. So far I've been able to duck the first swing, put the drunken idiot on the ground, and walk away...