UglyBob

I wish could. Maybe Wilbur can swing by with the jet.

I still love this album. But this is probably my favorite.

So here's an idea. You buy the 13 passenger Ford E250 van and pull the back rows of seats out for now so you can fit a mattress in the back. Later, like when Tude throws you out because you bought a big-ass van, you can add the pop-top and reconfigure the interior to suit your needs.

Here you go. You can build it out however you like. https://rochester.craigslist.org/ctd/d/spencerport-2018-ford-econoline-16-cube/6960133184.html

It does sound like a good title for a cozy mystery...

" Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things." - George Carlin

Yes, at the Musical Instrument Museum in Phoenix.

While working at the Musical Instrument Museum on Friday, I learned that we have a unicorn in the Italy exhibit. Apparently, no one noticed this before.

What, no fleas?

My '69 Dodge truck was a lot of fun. I don't know what the 0-60 was, but I could run a sub 12 quarter mile. On the road, the highest I got it up to was close to 140mph, but I backed out when the front end started to float. I was running a stock bore 318 with 340X heads and a six-pack. Never did put it on the dyno to see what the HP was.

We got about 22 years out of ours before they started randomly going off. I knew they would expire at some point, but I was too lazy to get up there and check out the dates. I replaced them about 2 years ago.

I'd take my wife, my brother and my nephew. Those are people I know I wouldn't be tempted to to kill after the second day. It also gives me two more drivers for the motor home. From here, I'd take @wilbur because he probably has the best travel stories, @Parr8hed to run the kitchen, and @petitepedal because she doesn't take up much space.