UglyBob

Talk about your low hanging fruit. I dare someone to do the obvious parody of this thread.

That right there should tell you how evil they are.

Any time I ride I'm fat biking. Doesn't matter what size tires I'm on...

We just dropped ours last month. It seemed stupid to keep paying $45 a month when all we get on that one anymore is spam calls.

Dog leaves them in the backyard all the time.

I'm a little late to this thread. I thought a magic spoon was the little coke-spoon people had hanging on a chain around their neck when they went clubbing back in the '70s.

Yup, back to ugly off road stuff. Just a Jeep this time instead of a a Baja Bug.

I've got straps I can wrap around a rock or the base of a mesquite. They have pretty strong bases. There are trees around the washes where I'm more likely to get stuck. Truth is that in the past I've done a lot more pulling other people out than rescuing myself. I try not to be the guy who does stupid shit and gets in over my head.

Thanks, folks. Didn't get a birthday ride in, but I did take the Jeep out into the hills for a shakedown. This is the first chance I've had to get it off road and lock in the hubs. In Arizona we don't just have to deal with asses on the highway...

I like the live stuff better than the studio cuts.