I will mark your post as the Solution if you actually solve something

[Road Runner]

There are a lot of things to solve in this world.  Like, why is the word "uncanny" not a negative of the word "canny"?  Why does "flammable" mean the same thing as "inflammable"?  Why do forumites think that misspelling the word, "discuss" is somehow funny? 

All you have to do is to solve just one of the world's problems and you will receive the coveted "solution" thingy.   

You may proceed.  

[AirwickWithCheese]

[AirwickWithCheese]

I rated this thread 5 stars out of complete awe of your genius.  

[Road Runner]

2 minutes ago, AirwickWithCheese said:

I rated this thread 5 stars out of complete awe of your genius.  

This post is definitely in the running.  It resolves the "genius" issue that many of my relatives, friends and colleagues have struggled with for years.  

[AirwickWithCheese]

Just now, Road Runner said:

This post is definitely in the running.  It resolves the "genius" issue that many of my relatives, friends and colleagues have struggled with for years.  

I reported this thread. It is in the hands of our judicious moderators now. May they have mercy on your soul.  

[AirwickWithCheese]

4 minutes ago, AirwickWithCheese said:

I reported this thread. It is in the hands of our judicious moderators now. May they have mercy on your soul.  

I'm sorry. I was just hurt and spiteful because you don't email me anymore. I was wrong, I apologize. I will not hydroseed your lawn with dandelions. 

[Road Runner]

2 minutes ago, AirwickWithCheese said:

It is in the hands of our judicious moderators now.

We have some new moderators?   

[AirwickWithCheese]

Just now, Road Runner said:

We have some new moderators?   

I will not like or support you with this unfair post. 

[Road Runner]

31 minutes ago, Road Runner said:

It resolves the "genius" issue that many of my relatives, friends and colleagues have struggled with for years. 

The other most discussed options have been "idiot" and "jackass".   

[Kzoo]

37 minutes ago, Road Runner said:

We have some new moderators?   

Nominated 

[Ralphie ★]

1 hour ago, AirwickWithCheese said:

That was sort of a low spot in the movie.  Carelessly pointing a shotgun at people because you are a ditz is snot really funny or apropos.