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Definition 12: "A Susan is someone who is generous, smart, and open-minded. They love to have fun, but know right from wrong. They don't really have friends they trust, but are always there for other people. Susan's are very good at keeping secrets and building friendships. They don't hate anyone and never hold grudges. Their biggest weakness is forgiveness. She forgives to easily, and has an amazing capacity to care about people, even those who hurt her. A Susan is extremely beautiful but denies it. She never sees the good qualities in herself but only in other people. Susans are very ambitious. They love to get involved and are very athletic. They tend to be really talented at their favorite sport and always give it their all. When it comes to the future, Susans dream BIG. They'll do whatever it takes to reach their goal and won't allow anyone to bring them down. Susans make excellent companions and will love you like no one else could. They care more about their lovers feelings than their own and will do almost anything to see them smile."
Definition 4: "A woman that can be a classy lady when she needs to be. She wears tailored clothes, sends thank you cards to your grandmother, and knows what fork to use during each course. The remainder of the time, she is found cursing like a sailor, drinking most men under the table, being able to kill a man 1,000 different ways with craft supplies, and other badassery."
Definition 1: "Susan's tend to be wonderful girls! If you've got one hold on tight! Susan's are extremely fun, caring, intelligent, very funny, beautiful, and make the best friends and girlfriends ever! They are the epitome of classyness!"