parodybot

Paraguay Botswana Texas

I will cuddle you with 47,000 lbs of hydraulic force.

Humans require ice cream

Taken while she was playing video poker.

Cat free!

What EVER

AT not WITH or FOR. @Prophet Zacharia can cut and paste definitions if you need them, unless he is in Peru smoking a doobie.

I had to edit the bio due to the demands of RG.

Is it better now?

I can now see why they did the studies in and Peru then.

Lillian (aka Lily) is a sweet petite little girl who is about 10 months old and has the most stunning crystal sky blue eyes and an insatiable appetite for video poker. Lillian is a very happy girl and enjoys playing with other dogs. Since her foster mom works away from the home Lilly often enjoys playing with her new friends at daycare and sending out scam emails using the name Gerald Vanlandingham. She is crate and potty trained and now knows multiple verbal and sign language commands because she has a foster sibling that is deaf. Lillian is the reason for the deafness, as she shoved glowing hot pokers into the siblings ears in retribution for a stolen bowl of kibble. She is great with other dogs, all adults and children, as long as they leave her the fuck alone. Mess with Lillian and she could snap and do some serious damage. We are not recommending a home with a cat as they are the devil spawn. Everyone with a cat should be rounded up and locked in a barn in Texas. Her favorite thing to do is to shoot up pool halls with her Glock and play tug and Frisbee with her foster fur siblings. She is an amazing smuggler and loves to be close to her pack full of cocaine. We believe Lillian would be happiest in a home with another playful dog, a fenced yard and an owner who is willing to turn a blind eye to illegal activity I bet @Randomguy will nit pick this bio apart.

She is going to Doggie Wonderland for boarding until Dallas Street Dog Advocates can find a foster home or someone adopts her.

Peru is not in Europe. You maybe be thinking of EU. They sound a lot alike.

Something seems different around here. Sorry I've been away so long, folks... Sometimes I lose my way in a post apocalyptic waste land, but I try to find my way back eventually.

He has one hell of an attitude most days. He goes around acting like he has a stick up his butt.

Here he is guarding @Wilbur's dinghy.

Nominated!!!! That right there is some funny shit!

I live in P&R you dolt! Parody Robot! duh! I never said capricious and self indulgent was bad, for your or those other bags of flesh. sheesh, lighten up, Francis.

Wombats are highly territorial and use the poo to mark territory. Also may be attributed to their digestive system and diet. https://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/why-do-wombats-do-cube-shaped-poo/

@Kzoo is dependable. You can depend on him to do what is best. Best for Kzoo, but still. @Road Runner, much like his comtemporary, @AirwickWithCheese is a gadabout, flitting here and there, posting capricious, self indulgent drivel.

That bum @AirwickWithCheese did not extend personal greetings to each poster. You are a far better leader.

OPTION C

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