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Longjohn

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  1. Petite would look different with a beard.
  2. The best butter commercial starts at 4:36 but the whole clip is good.
  3. We had too much cloud cover with the snow clouds and we couldn’t get livestream to work so we could watch our son. Stinking satellite internet is a PITA.
  4. 2Far, how did you get that photo of Petite? That’s the way to take it without the shirtsleeve. She could fake it with that shirtsleeve and stuff it with her socks and stuff.
  5. Get the stuff in the big canister at Stuffmart. Made sure you wash out your bottle immediately after you drink the stuff. If you just stick it back in your gym bag by the next morning it smells like a dead animal.
  6. Maybe after the plunge he will take everyone there to warm up?
  7. 1996 Robert Morris in Pittsburgh. Things have changed a lot in thirty years.
  8. Anyone want to go with me? 5 hours yet to decide. Supposed to be a beautiful day. the temp is supposed to double by the time of the plunge to a balmy 20 degrees. Perfect.
  9. My eldest son never knew he was black until he went to college and they put him in an all black dorm. They told him he talked funny.
  10. I went to my 50th last year. Oh my, there was nobody there but old people. I guess I can’t talk because that computer app we were playing with said I looked 88 years old. If they had an app that looked at the body and not the face I’ll bet I would only be 68.
  11. You are allowed to wear your ducky costume.
  12. I thought there already was a thread by this name but I heard it wrong.
  13. I wouldn’t brag about that. I ask my wife what an expert is and she said figure it out by the root words. X = unknown quantity Spurt = a drip under pressure
  14. People should be able to chose what race they want to be called. Labels are stupid.
  15. Or the arm warmers shrunk in the drier?
  16. When I worked in a garage I changed more Ford clutches than any other kind. I think most clutches now are ceramic. Pretty hard to burn up a ceramic clutch. We had one guy that drove a Studebaker E-Stick. He came in every six months for a new clutch. The clutch on those was engaged by oil pressure. He needed a new engine or a rebuild but clutches were realitivily cheap so he just kept having us change the clutch.
  17. Wife and I always bought manual until her hips went bad and she had trouble with the clutch. We never had any issues with the transmissions and never had to replace a clutch. We taught three teenage boys to drive on the Honda and it still had the original clutch when I traded it in at 250,000+ miles. The last three years I drove it the odometer didn’t work.
  18. I have heard that the sheep are in the meadow and the cows are in the corn.
  19. No pain no gain? My quads are sore.
  20. I still don’t like the abbreviated form of the word hipsters. I learned on the LF years ago the proper term is hipster-douchebags.
  21. It’s snowing pretty hard here. I have no idea what it was doing in Punksie. Did I ever tell you about the time I was delivering a load of pipe to Altoona on Groundhog Day and as I was driving through Punksie at 4am there in the middle of the road (Rt422) was a smashed groundhog? He didn’t see his shadow that day.
  22. Square guy has a trainer you can borrow. He liked him so much last year he hired him again. I think if I was going to hire a trainer I’d hire a girl. But that’s just me.
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