TrentonMakes

So sorry to read this... hoping for an easy recovery.

No whey?

I find it surprising that there's any list of "nasty" states on which New Jersey doesn't appear. Chew on that, suckers.

Buzzkill.

Your point being?

"Casablunta" I guess some might find it disrespectful but I really like it when people write an obituary that's going to make people smile.

In olden times when I ran a supermarket cash register, we used to receive a report showing our "scan rate", and how fast we could get customers through. No time to look at prices! I was too fast, and customers often told me to slow down. Management of that store was notoriously bad for not updating sale prices. I once had a customer cursing at me because her $1.98 bag of potatoes rang up as $1.99. Now, by the time I get to the checkout I want to get the hell out of there. Often I get home and my wife asks how much I spent at the store - and I have no idea, I have to check the receipt. She always points out the time I thought I was grabbing a $4 package of liver pate, when I apparently grabbed a $28 package, and I didn't notice until she saw it on the receipt. Luckily that happened in the parking lot.

I hope you get [financial] relief soon!

He is saving an unbelievable amount of wear and tear on tires and axles on the way out to the car. however is is risking some scratches on the back of the uprights, where the kid-seat support is contacting it.

Yawn. Let me know when they can cross the bridge and touch Wisconsin in the same day. kidding of course, To be able to ride that much in one day is simply unfathomable to me. Kudos to them.

I would like to be able to say that if a song makes me happy, I don't feel the least bit guilty about it. But as I define a "guilty pleasure" song - picture you're out driving in a Jeep with the top down on a beautiful sunny summer day, with your favorite song cranking on the stereo. You pull up to a red light and next to you is a convertible full of quite attractive members of whichever gender you fancy. If you turn the stereo down before you make eye contact - or before they make ear contact - that's a guilty pleasure, friend. I used to list ABBA, Neil Diamond, Bee Gees and even the venerable Barry Manilow on this topic, but I feel less guilty about what I like as I get older. I'd probably still turn this one down.

I think I posted a similar topic once. Since then I don't believe my odds have increased significantly. If I somehow manage to get it right on the first try, it seems noteworthy.

doot da doot da doot doot da doot da doot doot doo...

I call them 'jammies' no matter who I'm talking to.