Longjohn ★ Posted August 4, 2020 Share #1 Posted August 4, 2020 While riding home today I had a Honda Pilot come up behind me as I approached a blind curve. Then a short segment until the stop sign where I was turning left. After making the left turn the Honda Pilot pulled up next to me. The most beautiful lady I have ever seen, in the Pilot yelled at me. Then took off. I caught up with the Pilot at a RR crossing where she had to stop. I pulled up next to her and told her she was the most beautiful lady I had ever seen. She yelled at me again. Then took off. After I got home I found this beautiful lady in our living room So I kissed her. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Come Lately Name Posted August 4, 2020 Share #2 Posted August 4, 2020 I thought for sure he was going to pull out a chain and padlock and thrash her car. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted August 4, 2020 Share #3 Posted August 4, 2020 34 minutes ago, F_in Ray Of Sunshine said: I thought for sure he was going to pull out a chain and padlock and thrash her car. He doesn't live in Portland. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Come Lately Name Posted August 4, 2020 Share #4 Posted August 4, 2020 38 minutes ago, maddmaxx said: He doesn't live in Portland (Who was the guy that did that, anyway?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted August 4, 2020 Share #5 Posted August 4, 2020 10 hours ago, F_in Ray Of Sunshine said: (Who was the guy that did that, anyway?) Premium Rush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Come Lately Name Posted August 4, 2020 Share #6 Posted August 4, 2020 42 minutes ago, Square Wheels said: Premium Rush Really? Doesn’t ring a bell, but I remember the padlock-ing cars part Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted August 4, 2020 Share #7 Posted August 4, 2020 47 minutes ago, F_in Ray Of Sunshine said: Really? Doesn’t ring a bell, but I remember the padlock-ing cars part Have I ever let you down? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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