Randomguy Posted April 8, 2019 Share #1 Posted April 8, 2019 There there were, just swimming in their own urine and feces and having a whale of a time, and all of a sudden there are boats with loud engines and submarines with sonar, and then Celine Dion put many of them near the brink of extinction. Damn Canadians. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parodybot Posted April 8, 2019 Share #2 Posted April 8, 2019 Not to mention all the plastic we have tossed into their pool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted April 8, 2019 Author Share #3 Posted April 8, 2019 18 minutes ago, parodybot said: Not to mention all the plastic we have tossed into their pool. Whales don't care about that, not after what Celine Dion did to them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Further Posted April 9, 2019 Share #4 Posted April 9, 2019 Well we did Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted April 9, 2019 Author Share #5 Posted April 9, 2019 35 minutes ago, Further said: Well we did I bet whales sometimes get drunk and hit on submarines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parodybot Posted April 9, 2019 Share #6 Posted April 9, 2019 14 hours ago, Randomguy said: Whales don't care about that, not after what Celine Dion did to them. Celine Dion is made of plastic and she is 71.36% robot. Just so you know. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted April 9, 2019 Share #7 Posted April 9, 2019 Meh. Think of whales as giant cows of the sea (suck it, wimpy manatees!), and you'll be fine. A whale steak is way tastier than a beef steak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted April 9, 2019 Author Share #8 Posted April 9, 2019 11 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: Meh. Think of whales as giant cows of the see (suck it, wimpy manatees!), and you'll be fine. A whale steak is way tastier than a beef steak. Manatees are the sea cows. I think of whales kind of like the 11 year-old fat labs (black or blond) of the sea. They are big and fat and move kind of slow, but are still thinking ok and appreciate the concept of play more than the actual playing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted April 9, 2019 Author Share #9 Posted April 9, 2019 16 minutes ago, parodybot said: Celine Dion is made of plastic and she is 71.36% robot. Just so you know. How do you know this? Are you sure you aren't being unkind to Ms. Dion? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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