Chopped Liver Posted October 24, 2013 Share #1 Posted October 24, 2013 The conference call I'm on......it's like the people don't understand the word "filtered".....wtf!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted October 24, 2013 Share #2 Posted October 24, 2013 What are you talking about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted October 24, 2013 Share #3 Posted October 24, 2013 its why we call them the "dopes in suits" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted October 24, 2013 Author Share #4 Posted October 24, 2013 I have no idea if they are wearing suits....they are IT types and Finance types. There are 3 issues. 1) they don't talk the same language. There are words flying, but neither side understands the other. 2) They don't have the right people on the call. 3) I'm keeping my mouth shut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted October 24, 2013 Share #5 Posted October 24, 2013 I have no idea if they are wearing suits....they are IT types and Finance types. There are 3 issues. 1) they don't talk the same language. There are words flying, but neither side understands the other. 2) They don't have the right people on the call. 3) I'm keeping my mouth shut What is your position in this mess? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 24, 2013 Share #6 Posted October 24, 2013 I am fluent in both city and country, patch me in if you need to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted October 24, 2013 Author Share #7 Posted October 24, 2013 What is your position in this mess? I am the end user of the system that is f'd up. I sent an email that triggered half this mess......yet my coworker is the one doing all the talking....and is a major part of the issue on this call. Since he wishes to do all the talking, I am keeping my mouth shut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted October 24, 2013 Share #8 Posted October 24, 2013 hey, pop some popcorn and watch the meat puppet show Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 24, 2013 Share #9 Posted October 24, 2013 Just say this "Hey y'all, if the dipshit with the oral diarhea will shove a sock in it, I will suggest you fire him and let me fix this, as I know how to make this thing sing like a bird. Your TPS reports will have cover sheets on them in no time at all and I can get off this phone and back into online chat rooms." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted October 24, 2013 Author Share #10 Posted October 24, 2013 Just say this "Hey y'all, if the dipshit with the oral diarhea will shove a sock in it, I will suggest you fire him and let me fix this, as I know how to make this thing sing like a bird. Your TPS reports will have cover sheets on them in no time at all and I can get off this phone and back into online chat rooms." That's what got me into this position in the first place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 24, 2013 Share #11 Posted October 24, 2013 That's what got me into this position in the first place. You obviously did not say it right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerrySTL ★ Posted October 24, 2013 Share #12 Posted October 24, 2013 I am fluent in both city and country, patch me in if you need to. Do you speak jive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted October 24, 2013 Author Share #13 Posted October 24, 2013 and the fun is still going, with additional people involved, who still aren't the correct people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted October 24, 2013 Share #14 Posted October 24, 2013 and the fun is still going, with additional people involved, who still aren't the correct people. Maybe a few of us should join the call too? Post the conference call # for us. Or we could call in and say we had the line reserved for now to discuss the crisis with our cupcake shortage. Ooo, ooo, I know. Call back from your cell phone and take it in to the bathroom and take a huge dump - sounds required, lots of straining and the like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 24, 2013 Share #15 Posted October 24, 2013 Do you speak jive? Chump don't want no help, chump don't get da help. Jive ass dude ain't got no brains anyhow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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