I was mountain biking with Zoe and she stopped to take a dump, so I stopped and was riding in circles, doing wheelies, while I waited for her. I had a wheelie go bad on me and I was clipped in. I went right over backwards and knocked the wind out of myself....and she came over and looked at me laying there gasping, like "WTH did you do that for?"
I told her I wasn't waiting for her anymore.