jsharr ★ Posted June 23, 2020 Share #1 Posted June 23, 2020 But can't decide on which one to get. The full sized ones just seem like too much committment. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted June 23, 2020 Share #2 Posted June 23, 2020 And the Parody Meter says.............. 10.00 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted June 23, 2020 Share #3 Posted June 23, 2020 Pay attention Razor. This is a parody. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted June 23, 2020 Share #4 Posted June 23, 2020 8 minutes ago, maddmaxx said: Pay attention Razor. This is a parody. Examples from experienced old people is a great way to teach the young n00bs. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted June 23, 2020 Share #5 Posted June 23, 2020 16 minutes ago, Kzoo said: Examples from experienced old people is a great way to teach the young n00bs. N00b, yes. Young???? I guess it is all relative here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted June 23, 2020 Share #6 Posted June 23, 2020 Just now, Razors Edge said: N00b, yes. Young???? I guess it is all relative here. You are NOT my relative. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted June 23, 2020 Share #7 Posted June 23, 2020 27 minutes ago, jsharr said: But can't decide on which one to get. My mom loves to garden. For decades she has had beautiful flower gardens. Maybe 25 years ago, my wife (gf at the time) and I were in Germany in a region with lots of gnomes in gardens. We saw a garden shop selling them, and my wife thought it would be a great gift for my mom and her garden. She looked through all the various gnomes in all their various poses, and settled upon a cute one that we bought and brought home. Eventually we gave it to my mom as a gift, and my mom HATED it. My mom is a bit of a drama queen, so we never did know if she was just being an ass or truly hated the gnome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted June 23, 2020 Share #8 Posted June 23, 2020 3 minutes ago, Kzoo said: You are NOT my relative. I bet if we go back far enough, we are related! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted June 23, 2020 Share #9 Posted June 23, 2020 Just now, Razors Edge said: I bet if we go back far enough, we are related! I don't even want to think about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted June 23, 2020 Share #10 Posted June 23, 2020 Just now, Kzoo said: I don't even want to think about it. Brothers from another mother? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted June 23, 2020 Share #11 Posted June 23, 2020 2 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: My mom loves to garden. For decades she has had beautiful flower gardens. Maybe 25 years ago, my wife (gf at the time) and I were in Germany in a region with lots of gnomes in gardens. We saw a garden shop selling them, and my wife thought it would be a great gift for my mom and her garden. She looked through all the various gnomes in all their various poses, and settled upon a cute one that we bought and brought home. Eventually we gave it to my mom as a gift, and my mom HATED it. My mom is a bit of a drama queen, so we never did know if she was just being an ass or truly hated the gnome. WoKzoo has garden spots all over our yard. If I ever brought one of those things home for her she would smack me over the head with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted June 23, 2020 Author Share #12 Posted June 23, 2020 3 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: I bet if we go back far enough, we are related! Uncle Primordial Ooze? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted June 23, 2020 Share #13 Posted June 23, 2020 3 minutes ago, jsharr said: Uncle Primordial Ooze? Our last united family reunion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted June 23, 2020 Author Share #14 Posted June 23, 2020 1 minute ago, Kzoo said: Our last united family reunion. You are the hunter and Razor is the gatherer, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted June 23, 2020 Share #15 Posted June 23, 2020 1 minute ago, jsharr said: You are the hunter and Razor is the gatherer, right? I gather the HECK out of kindling when we go camping! I'm super skillful in that way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted June 23, 2020 Share #16 Posted June 23, 2020 3 minutes ago, jsharr said: You are the hunter and Razor is the gatherer, right? Yup. He's the one with VERY soft hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted June 23, 2020 Share #17 Posted June 23, 2020 Just now, Kzoo said: Yup. He's the one with VERY soft hands. But they are manly hands. Not tiny little ones like some folks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted June 23, 2020 Share #18 Posted June 23, 2020 1 minute ago, Razors Edge said: But they are manly hands. Not tiny little ones like some folks Yeah, that way you can hold more bottles of lotion and candles when you go to Bath and Body Works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted June 23, 2020 Author Share #19 Posted June 23, 2020 3 minutes ago, Kzoo said: Yeah, that way you can hold more bottles of lotion and candles when you go to Bath and Body Works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted June 23, 2020 Share #20 Posted June 23, 2020 3 minutes ago, jsharr said: Is Kzoo beefy? Or will I need to plump him up a bit and apply some stretching? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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