Rules change!

[maddmaxx ★]

Due to supply chain problems and inflation, the 5 second rule has been extended to 10 seconds until further notice.

[JerrySTL ★]

Seconds? More like minutes for me. One disadvantage of not having a oog.

[Longjohn ★]

I was in Aldi yesterday and they had an entire isle of toilet paper. They must be getting ready for the hoarders. Some of it was in really large bales. Buy one of those and find out it isn’t any good what do you do with it? I guess any tp is better than no tp.

[maddmaxx ★]

2 minutes ago, Longjohn said:

I was in Aldi yesterday and they had an entire isle of toilet paper. They must be getting ready for the hoarders. Some of it was in really large bales. Buy one of those and find out it isn’t any good what do you do with it? I guess any tp is better than no tp.

Save it for next years trick and treating.

[Bikeguy]

19 minutes ago, JerrySTL said:

Seconds? More like minutes for me. One disadvantage of not having a oog.

Yeah... our dogs don't follow the 5 second rule.   It's more like the 0.5 second rule.  

[Longjohn ★]

1 hour ago, Bikeguy said:

Yeah... our dogs don't follow the 5 second rule.   It's more like the 0.5 second rule.  

Ok old story. I was sitting at the dining room table holding a baby. Our dog was laying at my feet. My wife asked me if I would like another hotdog. I said sure. She put it in a bun and carried it over and handed it to me. The hotdog slipped out of the bun and hit Rocky in the back of the head. He turned his head and caught the hotdog in mid-air and swallowed it whole in one gulp. 

[Prophet Zacharia]

2 hours ago, Longjohn said:

The hotdog slipped out of the bun and hit Rocky in the back of the head. He turned his head and caught the hotdog in mid-air and swallowed it whole in one gulp. 

That’s some baby! Did Rocky grow up to compete against Joey Chestnut?!?

[Dottleshead ★]

Reference: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joey_Chestnut