jsharr ★ Posted June 29, 2015 Share #1 Posted June 29, 2015 I mean he did turn a hundred kids into runners this weekend, right?This will not go unpunished will it? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted June 29, 2015 Share #2 Posted June 29, 2015 I heard he also threw them all in a pool to see which kid floated or sank... the only real way for testing which kids is a possible witch. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted June 29, 2015 Author Share #3 Posted June 29, 2015 I heard he also threw them all in a pool to see which kid floated or sank... the only real way for testing which kids is a possible witch. I heard he made his minions do that, you know, UglyBob and Airehead 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted June 29, 2015 Author Share #4 Posted June 29, 2015 Old #7 is the only one safe. He brought beer for everyone. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted June 29, 2015 Share #5 Posted June 29, 2015 You have it all wrong. I turned nobody into runners. I simply let them see that riding a bike is a far superior form of transportation compared to running. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted June 29, 2015 Author Share #6 Posted June 29, 2015 You have it all wrong. I turned nobody into runners. I simply let them see that riding a bike is a far superior form of transportation compared to running.Justify all you want but those kids had to run, yes or no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted June 29, 2015 Share #7 Posted June 29, 2015 Justify all you want but those kids had to run, yes or no?Guilty as charged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted June 29, 2015 Author Share #8 Posted June 29, 2015 Guilty as charged.Awesome, see you there. Save me a seat if you get there first. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Totin Jack ★ Posted June 29, 2015 Share #9 Posted June 29, 2015 You have it all wrong. I turned nobody into runners. I simply let them see that riding a bike is a far superior form of transportation compared to running.Except those kids who missed the first turn and crashed into the curb. Quite a few of those. My suggestion for next year is better cycle course markings. Even with volunteers pointing the way, some kids were confused about the route the second and third time around. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted June 29, 2015 Author Share #10 Posted June 29, 2015 Except those kids who missed the first turn and crashed into the curb. Quite a few of those. My suggestion for next year is better cycle course markings. Even with volunteers pointing the way, some kids were confused about the route the second and third time around.And he tries to act all innocent and tell us that nobody left missing a kidney or anything.....I bet the ambulance was parked right by that corner too..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted June 29, 2015 Share #11 Posted June 29, 2015 Except those kids who missed the first turn and crashed into the curb. Quite a few of those. My suggestion for next year is better cycle course markings. Even with volunteers pointing the way, some kids were confused about the route the second and third time around.I have 2 things that I need to fix for next year. One is course marking. Not only there, but coming out of swim into transition and coming out of transition and onto the run. I think the whole bike course needs to be laid out with caution tape next year. And the run chute to the track needs to be orange construction fencing.The other is timing for the swimming. I did not adjust for no-shows. We started kids ever 15 seconds, but had no delays for kids not there. The missing timing chips were no fun either.This is all easy enough to fix for next year. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Totin Jack ★ Posted June 29, 2015 Share #12 Posted June 29, 2015 Bigger and better in 2016! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airehead Posted June 30, 2015 Share #13 Posted June 30, 2015 I am in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted June 30, 2015 Author Share #14 Posted June 30, 2015 I am inI am rhymes with minion. Just saying 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted June 30, 2015 Share #15 Posted June 30, 2015 I am inOutstanding. The kids have a few races left this season. I am going to start thinking about dates for next year very soon. Any weekends for you in June I need to avoid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Totin Jack ★ Posted June 30, 2015 Share #16 Posted June 30, 2015 Outstanding. The kids have a few races left this season. I am going to start thinking about dates for next year very soon. Any weekends for you in June I need to avoid?Ones with rain, lightning, wind shears and tornadoes. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted June 30, 2015 Share #17 Posted June 30, 2015 Ones with rain, lightning, wind shears and tornadoes.That's a pretty tall order around these parts.We just need to make sure that you are able to stick around for post-race dinner next year. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zealot Posted June 30, 2015 Share #18 Posted June 30, 2015 I'd say he expanded 100 kids' horizons; taught them to go for the gold. Heaven awaits, not hell. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airehead Posted June 30, 2015 Share #19 Posted June 30, 2015 Ones with rain, lightning, wind shears and tornadoes.While we are asking, no flash floods either. PS- I agree with Z. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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