The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted April 16, 2019 Share #1 Posted April 16, 2019 She's a good dog. Well, she's kind of a good dog. Actually, if I'm honest, she's a really bad dog. Like, really bad. But, she's kind of good sometimes but, not very often. She has a few quirks. Actually, just one quirk. It's nothing bad really. She just likes eating cat crap. That's pretty much her only vice and addiction. She ate cat crap twice today. That's pretty normal for Ylva. Oh, and she's wicked smart. Well, she's kind of smart. But not really. She's an idiot. I'll ship her to the first person who accepts her in this thread. I might have to ship her in pieces though. Shu Fang 2 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn Posted April 16, 2019 Share #2 Posted April 16, 2019 If you give your dog away who’s going to clean the litter box? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted April 16, 2019 Share #3 Posted April 16, 2019 I will accept the odd number pieces. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted April 16, 2019 Share #4 Posted April 16, 2019 If you can get Meep to eat dog crap, you will have mastered the concept of pet poop recycling. Plus, you never have to buy any more cat or dog food. 1 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted April 16, 2019 Author Share #5 Posted April 16, 2019 Dog ownership used to be a pleasure. Until my dumb ass decided to take Ylva in. This is seriously the last dog. Ylva has ruined the experience for me. Aire, she's all yours. Shu Fang 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prophet Zacharia Posted April 16, 2019 Share #6 Posted April 16, 2019 She barks too much to be a marina dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted April 16, 2019 Share #7 Posted April 16, 2019 Ylva, After you read this thread and before you bite your undeserving human, please turn on your webcam and post the video of him crying and bleeding in here. Love J of the Sharr people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted April 16, 2019 Author Share #8 Posted April 16, 2019 1 hour ago, Prophet Zacharia said: She barks too much to be a marina dog. I agree. But you just gave me an idea. Shu Fang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted April 16, 2019 Share #9 Posted April 16, 2019 1 minute ago, Shu Fang said: I agree. But you just gave me an idea. Shu Fang What kind of boat are you going to buy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie Posted April 16, 2019 Share #10 Posted April 16, 2019 4 hours ago, Road Runner said: If you can get Meep to eat dog crap, you will have mastered the concept of pet poop recycling. Plus, you never have to buy any more cat or dog food. Yeah, good luck with that! I need a picture of Ernie of Bert and Ernie fame after he visits his girlfriend with the cat. brb! Ahhh, The Piranha Club! Here is couch after trying that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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