Lisa Michelle Posted October 9, 2013 Share #1 Posted October 9, 2013 I appreciate it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PissedOffLaxDude Posted October 9, 2013 Share #2 Posted October 9, 2013 Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted October 9, 2013 Share #3 Posted October 9, 2013 bacon wrapped pork chops are awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VladyP Posted October 9, 2013 Share #4 Posted October 9, 2013 A salesman is lost in a rural area and stops at a farm to get directions. As he is talking to the farmer he notices a pig with a wooden leg. "How did the pig get a wooden leg?", he asks the farmer. "Well", says the farmer, "that is a very special pig. One night not too long ago we had a fire start in the barn. "Well, sir, that pig set up a great squealing that woke everyone, and by the time we got there he had herded all the other animals out of the barn and saved everyone of them." "And that was when he hurt his leg?" asked the salesman. "Oh no" says the farmer. "He was fine after that. Though a while later I was in the woods out back and a bear attacked me. Well, sir, that pig was near by and he came running and set on that bear and chased him off. Saved me for sure." "So the bear injured his leg then," says the salesman. "Oh no. He came away without a scratch from that. Though a few days later my tractor turned over in a ditch and I was knocked unconscious. Well, that pig dove into the ditch and pulled me out before I drowned." "So he hurt his leg then?" asks the salesman. "Oh no," says the farmer. "So how did he get the wooden leg?" the salesman asks. "Well", the farmer tells him, "When you have a pig like that, you don't want to eat him all at once." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Michelle Posted October 9, 2013 Author Share #5 Posted October 9, 2013 Samson was my best friend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indy Posted October 9, 2013 Share #6 Posted October 9, 2013 I appreciate it. That's one not ready. <former hog farmer> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted October 9, 2013 Share #7 Posted October 9, 2013 Samson was my best friend So, did you eat him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Michelle Posted October 9, 2013 Author Share #8 Posted October 9, 2013 I do not care to discuss that at this time. :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indy Posted October 9, 2013 Share #9 Posted October 9, 2013 So, did you eat him? mmm, grilled ham steak with a nice honey mustard glaze. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Michelle Posted October 9, 2013 Author Share #10 Posted October 9, 2013 I found Samson dead in our tent. She would have been 18 tomorrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted October 9, 2013 Share #11 Posted October 9, 2013 pigs can make good pets, if they were raised that way. I feel sad for you, and out of respect, I'll forgo eating any bacon for the next month. I won't touch any pork chops and while I was going to make ham and green beans this weekend, I'll make something else 18 years is along time and I know you'll miss Samson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Michelle Posted October 9, 2013 Author Share #12 Posted October 9, 2013 Thank you. You made me cry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted October 9, 2013 Share #13 Posted October 9, 2013 I found Samson dead in our tent. She would have been 18 tomorrow Your concept of time seems to be all screwed up. In another post, you said your wife left you in 1971. Now you say a pig you befriended as a kid would be 18 tomorrow. No offense, but you are either insane or an outright prevaricator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Michelle Posted October 9, 2013 Author Share #14 Posted October 9, 2013 Samson was 9 when we met. Your math is confused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted October 9, 2013 Share #15 Posted October 9, 2013 Samson was 9 when we met. Your math is confused. That is quite possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Michelle Posted October 9, 2013 Author Share #16 Posted October 9, 2013 Come visit me. Bring pudding and some apples Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted October 9, 2013 Share #17 Posted October 9, 2013 pigs can make good pets, if they were raised that way. We have family friends who adopted a Vietnamese potbelly pig as a pet back when it was the rage 15 years ago. Since they were idiots, they didn't know the pig they were getting wasn't a cute little Vietnamese potbelly pig, instead it was just your generic farm pig. It grew to about 300 pounds. There were restrictions on the types of pets one was allowed to own where they lived so they had to keep it indoors. The pig crapped everywhere and their trailer smelled like pig crap. We stopped visiting them around this time. The pig started busting through the walls of their trailer so they had to get rid of it. They ended up giving it to a farm. I think his name was Sampson and I am sure he was very tender. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Michelle Posted October 9, 2013 Author Share #18 Posted October 9, 2013 I would never live in a trailer. Tent, yes. Samson weighed maybe 65 lbs. She was a wisp of a pig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted October 9, 2013 Share #19 Posted October 9, 2013 yea, you can't keep a 300 pound hawg in your trailer, but Lord knows people have tried Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Michelle Posted October 9, 2013 Author Share #20 Posted October 9, 2013 We have family friends who adopted a Vietnamese potbelly pig as a pet back when it was the rage 15 years ago. Since they were idiots, they didn't know the pig they were getting wasn't a cute little Vietnamese potbelly pig, instead it was just your generic farm pig. It grew to about 300 pounds. There were restrictions on the types of pets one was allowed to own where they lived so they had to keep it indoors. The pig crapped everywhere and their trailer smelled like pig crap. We stopped visiting them around this time. The pig started busting through the walls of their trailer so they had to get rid of it. They ended up giving it to a farm. I think his name was Sampson and I am sure he was very tender. This story is dumb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indy Posted October 9, 2013 Share #21 Posted October 9, 2013 yea, you can't keep a 300 pound hawg in your trailer, but Lord knows people have tried 300 lbs is not good eating. About 220 range is the proper weight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indy Posted October 9, 2013 Share #22 Posted October 9, 2013 We have family friends who adopted a Vietnamese potbelly pig as a pet back when it was the rage 15 years ago. Since they were idiots, they didn't know the pig they were getting wasn't a cute little Vietnamese potbelly pig, instead it was just your generic farm pig. It grew to about 300 pounds. There were restrictions on the types of pets one was allowed to own where they lived so they had to keep it indoors. The pig crapped everywhere and their trailer smelled like pig crap. We stopped visiting them around this time. The pig started busting through the walls of their trailer so they had to get rid of it. They ended up giving it to a farm. I think his name was Sampson and I am sure he was very tender. My sister and brother-in-law adopted three pot belly pigs, after having them a year, they got tired of them. According to them, bacon is bacon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted October 9, 2013 Share #23 Posted October 9, 2013 About 220 range is the proper weight. 220 pounds would make her the skinniest thing in the trailer park Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Michelle Posted October 9, 2013 Author Share #24 Posted October 9, 2013 Your post upsets me. Eating adopted pigs and I'm the one institutionalized? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indy Posted October 9, 2013 Share #25 Posted October 9, 2013 220 pounds would make her the skinniest thing in the trailer park No one wants to eat a fat, grisly hog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indy Posted October 9, 2013 Share #26 Posted October 9, 2013 Your post upsets me. Eating adopted pigs and I'm the one institutionalized? What part of "Redneck" did you not get? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Michelle Posted October 9, 2013 Author Share #27 Posted October 9, 2013 I'm sorry. I need help Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VladyP Posted October 9, 2013 Share #28 Posted October 9, 2013 Did you find the dead pig wrapped in a blanket? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Michelle Posted October 9, 2013 Author Share #29 Posted October 9, 2013 That's not funny. Yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indy Posted October 9, 2013 Share #30 Posted October 9, 2013 Did you find the dead pig wrapped in a blanket? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VladyP Posted October 9, 2013 Share #31 Posted October 9, 2013 That's not funny. Yes It was to me. That is really all that matters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted October 9, 2013 Share #32 Posted October 9, 2013 Ok, pigs can be cute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Michelle Posted October 9, 2013 Author Share #33 Posted October 9, 2013 Ok, pigs can be cute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indy Posted October 9, 2013 Share #34 Posted October 9, 2013 Ok, pigs can be cute. Yes, but then they grow up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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