Dirtyhip Posted August 18, 2014 Share #1 Posted August 18, 2014 K let a hippy ride it last night. At the very least, it needs new grips and new pedals now. I think his dreadlocked funk might have even fallen onto the frame as well. I need a whole new bike. K can have this one now. HAHA! I was like ... "who let this guy on the track?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted August 18, 2014 Share #2 Posted August 18, 2014 so now you can't even get the patchouli smell out of your frame and forks? that's rough... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentonMakes Posted August 18, 2014 Share #3 Posted August 18, 2014 What happened to the pedals? Did the funk get all the way down there too? I assume this bike has flat pedals? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solution jsharr Posted August 18, 2014 Solution Share #4 Posted August 18, 2014 The only way to really clean it is with fire. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted August 18, 2014 Share #5 Posted August 18, 2014 What happened to the pedals? they have pieces of Birkenstocks wedged into the pedal clips 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted August 18, 2014 Author Share #6 Posted August 18, 2014 This guy had dreads that ran all the way down his back. I was disgusted and horrified. I think he was lost, and should head back on the Western side of Oregon. Some people think of Oregon as a state full of hippies. This is not accurate. We are very diverse here in regards to our residents. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted August 18, 2014 Author Share #7 Posted August 18, 2014 What happened to the pedals? Did the funk get all the way down there too? I assume this bike has flat pedals? Yeah, it has flat pedals. I was just horrified and disgusted to see this person funking up our bike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Former member Posted August 18, 2014 Share #8 Posted August 18, 2014 Pump track bikes must be fragile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted August 18, 2014 Author Share #9 Posted August 18, 2014 Pump track bikes must be fragile. I am fragile. I can't handle touching things that hippies have grimed all up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted August 18, 2014 Share #10 Posted August 18, 2014 I am fragile. I can't handle touching things that hippies have grimed all up. well, I for one am now thoroughly confused.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted August 18, 2014 Author Share #11 Posted August 18, 2014 well, I for one am now thoroughly confused.... Why? Hippies are gross. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted August 18, 2014 Share #12 Posted August 18, 2014 Why? Hippies are gross. even more confused now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted August 18, 2014 Share #13 Posted August 18, 2014 If you burn the bike, I bet it will smell like incense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted August 18, 2014 Share #14 Posted August 18, 2014 even more confused now... she's trying to pretend that people in Oregon aren't all hippies just smile and nod. I think she's getting premenopausal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted August 18, 2014 Author Share #15 Posted August 18, 2014 she's trying to pretend that people in Oregon aren't all hippies just smile and nod. I think she's getting premenopausal. There are lots of conservative counties here. It is not like Ashland, Portland or Eugene where I live. You don't know what you are talking about. Bringing up the ladies stuff in regards to my thought process is quite rude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smudge Posted August 18, 2014 Share #16 Posted August 18, 2014 She's trying to say her bike has cooties. Ew. A thorough cleansing is definitely in order. bleh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted August 18, 2014 Share #17 Posted August 18, 2014 She's trying to say her bike has cooties. Ew. A thorough cleansing is definitely in order. bleh. Cookies? Sounds delicious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smudge Posted August 18, 2014 Share #18 Posted August 18, 2014 COOTIES. NOT delicious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted August 18, 2014 Share #19 Posted August 18, 2014 Why? Hippies are gross. True Fact! Couch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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