Dirtyhip Posted October 24, 2013 Share #1 Posted October 24, 2013 I found a way to ship my chickens to him. HAHA! http://www.hm-e.net/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted October 24, 2013 Share #2 Posted October 24, 2013 I'm ready, seriously. I'm also probably going to try and take advantage of my neighbors Fed problems and buy their home. CheeseAirwick compound. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted October 24, 2013 Share #3 Posted October 24, 2013 That house would make a great chicken coop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted October 24, 2013 Share #4 Posted October 24, 2013 3,000 sq ft well appointed chicken coop. Remodeled with fake memorabilia money. (Alleged) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted October 24, 2013 Author Share #5 Posted October 24, 2013 This could prove very funny. CAW has no idea how to care for chickens. They have more needs than one might think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted October 24, 2013 Share #6 Posted October 24, 2013 Actually, the former MrsCheese raised hens. She was a hippie from SoCal. She brought her girls when we moved her to Greenville. I miss the hens. :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted October 24, 2013 Author Share #7 Posted October 24, 2013 They can be lovely animals. So friendly and funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted October 24, 2013 Share #8 Posted October 24, 2013 Will you teach him how to milk the chickens? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted October 24, 2013 Share #9 Posted October 24, 2013 Hip and her male murse will need to spend a week in Greenville to ensure I am up to taking over the children. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted October 24, 2013 Author Share #10 Posted October 24, 2013 They aren't children. If I don't ship them to you, they will be soup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted October 24, 2013 Share #11 Posted October 24, 2013 Ship!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted October 24, 2013 Author Share #12 Posted October 24, 2013 haha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted October 24, 2013 Share #13 Posted October 24, 2013 Serious. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted October 24, 2013 Author Share #14 Posted October 24, 2013 You offered me cash monies per chicken. Remember that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted October 24, 2013 Author Share #15 Posted October 24, 2013 <crickets> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted October 24, 2013 Share #16 Posted October 24, 2013 Driving! Give me 5 minutes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted October 24, 2013 Share #17 Posted October 24, 2013 Ok, how much $? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Former member Posted October 25, 2013 Share #18 Posted October 25, 2013 I want Scrambles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted October 25, 2013 Share #19 Posted October 25, 2013 This could prove very funny. CAW has no idea how to care for chickens. They have more needs than one might think. I think Cheese will do fine. He is getting them a 3000 sqft coop with an open concept floor plan, stainless appliances, granite counter tops and hardwood floors. What more could a chicken want? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted October 25, 2013 Author Share #20 Posted October 25, 2013 Ok, how much $? You said $300 http://forums.bicycling.com/topic/54635607124657833?reply=54635607124657873#54635607124657873 <edited> I see where CAW said $300 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 25, 2013 Share #21 Posted October 25, 2013 This is a pretty chicken ship thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted October 25, 2013 Share #22 Posted October 25, 2013 send him the roosters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted October 25, 2013 Author Share #23 Posted October 25, 2013 I would like my $300 in the form of Blue stamps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted October 25, 2013 Author Share #24 Posted October 25, 2013 <crickets> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted October 25, 2013 Share #25 Posted October 25, 2013 <crickets> Some of us have to work Dear and are not carrying our phones. Chirp. Chirp. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted October 25, 2013 Author Share #26 Posted October 25, 2013 When do I get my $300? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted October 25, 2013 Share #27 Posted October 25, 2013 When I get my girls delivered safe and healthy * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted October 25, 2013 Author Share #28 Posted October 25, 2013 Oh, so it's going to be like that? I need a deposit. Say, 20%. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted October 25, 2013 Share #29 Posted October 25, 2013 Deal. Off to work to afford my girls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted October 25, 2013 Share #30 Posted October 25, 2013 Did you make an offer on the coop? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted October 25, 2013 Author Share #31 Posted October 25, 2013 Did you make an offer on the coop? We can't move that. It is a gigantic structure. He can rent our house. It should be available next year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted October 25, 2013 Share #32 Posted October 25, 2013 The chickens have been clucking about getting a a 3000 sqft coop with an open concept floor plan, stainless appliances, granite counter tops and hardwood floors. Plus, if you don't mind me saying it, they think their current home smells like a mixture of hay and bird shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted October 25, 2013 Author Share #33 Posted October 25, 2013 The chickens are quite spoiled. They have a certain expectation of care. Scrambles is very loud in the morning. She lets you know she wants treats and attention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted October 25, 2013 Share #34 Posted October 25, 2013 Scambles is looking forward to her new coop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted October 25, 2013 Share #35 Posted October 25, 2013 Does this mean we will see "Cheesey Chicken" in the grocery stores before too long? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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