Choose Squarewheels Poison

[parodybot]

You have Square Wheels locked in your basement in a box.  At each meal he can choose between a turkey sandwich, a ham sandwich, a green salad, bacon and eggs or peanut butter and jelly.

But he can only have soda to drink.

 

Which one would you choose?

[Road Runner]

I would choose liquid poison, but that wasn't included in the poll.   

[Road Runner]

"Choose wisels".  WTH does that mean?  Is that a Texas thing?

[2Far ★]

A nice french baguette & a refreshing porter to wash it down.

[AirwickWithCheese]

I would get my friend Wheels the refreshing bottled water of his choice.   

 

[Page Turner]

...I have noticed a darker tone to the forum lately.  I may try changing my theme later on.  Is Tower any good ?

[Road Runner]

This is a curious predicament.   I need to know what my motivation is for keeping the squirrel in a box in my basement.    

[Kristen Wiig]

2 minutes ago, Road Runner said:

This is a curious predicament.   I need to know what my motivation is for keeping the squirrel in a box in my basement.    

You wanted to act out the gimp scenes from Pulp Fiction.

[Page Turner]

4 minutes ago, Road Runner said:

  I need to know what my motivation is for keeping the squirrel in a box in my basement.    

...emergency backup power.