AirwickWithCheese Posted September 23, 2017 Share #1 Posted September 23, 2017 and modest blouse. Her name could be Snow White or Alice although I still don't understand who's Alice? There would be a grass landing field surrounded by wildflowers for my friend Wilbur to come and visit us. Ralph would live close by and bring Ruby over for walks with Sam. Aire would visit often and I would use asmr massage to heal her leg miraculously. Road Runner would mow the grounds in his beautiful vintage 1969 Snapper Comet riding mower. He got it himself and Alice and I don't ask questions and pay him under the table. Old#7 would be my true friend. We would drink Ovaltine, Bosco, or Nestle Quik depending on our mood. RG and RO would live in the writer's shack with his award winning writings funding the entire operation. He would be on a monthly stripend. Caretaker and I would be friends. WOCaretaker and my Alice would bake pies whilst he and I bicycle around Sherwood Forest reuniting lost pets with their grateful owners. Further would visit often. He would tell stories and inevitably fall asleep by the fire at night. Kirby would be jealous of Alice and Alice would just disappear. I would give a token gesture search but to no avail. SW would be my true friend. He would still tell crass Jewish jokes but I would smile politely knowing he too would disappear someday. Until then, we would bicycle up Mt. McKinley most years and scuba dive with Zephyr in Aruba. MrsChris would be friends with Alice and Kirby. Chris is always too busy running his company to visit. J would have a crush on me but MrsChris and I would laugh at her silliness. Bikeman would build a little cottage for himself and bike girl. I would insist they get married before carnal knowledge. LJ would be the cottage handyman but keep his clothes on at all times. Philly Cheese would still be with me and sitting on my lap while we listen to rock and roll muzak. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf Posted September 23, 2017 Share #2 Posted September 23, 2017 Set your sights a little higher. And if this is the entire outline of your plan, miss me a little occasionally, eh? Geez. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted September 23, 2017 Author Share #3 Posted September 23, 2017 Honey Badger, of course, would visit often. He would ensure there are no snakes anywhere near the cottage. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted September 23, 2017 Share #4 Posted September 23, 2017 Too long, didn't read, all I thought of was bees, snakes and scary stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted September 24, 2017 Share #5 Posted September 24, 2017 3 hours ago, AirwickWithCheese said: Kirby would be jealous of Alice and Alice would just disappear. I would give a token gesture search but to no avail. Alice doesn't live here anymore. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted September 24, 2017 Author Share #6 Posted September 24, 2017 Just now, Kirby said: Alice doesn't live here anymore. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted September 24, 2017 Author Share #7 Posted September 24, 2017 I think Honey Badger is making fun of me Kirby but I'm reluctant to tangle with a HB. There are no honey badgers in our woods. Unless you want one of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caretaker Posted September 24, 2017 Share #8 Posted September 24, 2017 10 hours ago, AirwickWithCheese said: Caretaker and I would be friends. WOCaretaker and my Alice would bake pies whilst he and I bicycle around Sherwood Forest reuniting lost pets with their grateful owners. How 'bout I bake pies with Alice while you guys go cycling in the forest? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MickinMD ★ Posted September 24, 2017 Share #9 Posted September 24, 2017 I would like to live in a mansion on the ocean with the 22 year-old version of Linda Ronstadt. Or, not being picky, I'd accept the substitutions of the 22 year-old versions of Heather Locklear, Diane Lane, Lucy Liu, Halle Berry, Jessica Alba, Denise Richards or Katharine McPhee, one of the few former American Idol finalists that actually went to college at a music conservatory who now plays Paige on Scorpion. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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