jsharr ★ Posted February 27, 2019 Share #1 Posted February 27, 2019 She stinks, you should just throw yours away if you have any and not wear it. Actually, it looks nicely enough, but the handle ergonomics are the worst in the world, just seriously bad. They didn't even bother to half-ass it, they just did whatever was easiest for them. Horrible effort, really, how they sucker people into buying it is anyone's guess. Btw, I realized that mini skirts are a bit risque for short chicks to comfortably reach things on the top shelf but I get a bird's-eye view of "what is happening" if you know what I mean. I am not a particularly short guy, but I am not overly tall either (5'10'). I think a brassiere is really just a luxury, I don't know anyone that has actually used one, ever, so why wouldn't you just not automatically add one to every wardrobe? This would allow the blouse to be lowered a bit for the shorter folks. The end. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted February 27, 2019 Author Share #2 Posted February 27, 2019 You bastards dolts suck at responding to the best porody evar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12string Posted February 27, 2019 Share #3 Posted February 27, 2019 I thought this was going to be about portable heaters or barbecues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted February 27, 2019 Share #4 Posted February 27, 2019 This is all very blathering drivel. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted February 27, 2019 Author Share #5 Posted February 27, 2019 6 minutes ago, Wilbur said: This is all very blathering drivel. I use on the finest dew picked blather to craft my hand spun artisanal drivel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted February 28, 2019 Author Share #6 Posted February 28, 2019 bump for @Kzoo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted February 28, 2019 Share #7 Posted February 28, 2019 13 minutes ago, jsharr said: bump for @Kzoo And the Parody Meter says......... 8.98 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted February 28, 2019 Author Share #8 Posted February 28, 2019 4 minutes ago, Kzoo said: And the Parody Meter says......... 8.98 You need to submit a vote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted February 28, 2019 Share #9 Posted February 28, 2019 4 hours ago, jsharr said: You bastards dolts suck at responding to the best porody evar. ...I thought it was good, but you know that the whole parody rating system is rigged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted February 28, 2019 Share #10 Posted February 28, 2019 32 minutes ago, Kzoo said: And the Parody Meter says......... 8.98 ...told you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted February 28, 2019 Author Share #11 Posted February 28, 2019 Just now, Page Turner said: ...told you. he took off two points because I forgot to include an avatar based bribe thank you gift 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted February 28, 2019 Share #12 Posted February 28, 2019 28 minutes ago, jsharr said: You need to submit a vote ...there's no option for "yes, but only when I'm in drag." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted February 28, 2019 Author Share #13 Posted February 28, 2019 13 minutes ago, Page Turner said: ...there's no option for "yes, but only when I'm in drag." that is option c Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted February 28, 2019 Share #14 Posted February 28, 2019 1 minute ago, jsharr said: that is option c ...OK, I voted option C. BTW, anyone who is cutting nipple holes in bras they wear is a pervert who lacks the class to invest in the really expensive lingerie that makes cross dressing so pleasurable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted February 28, 2019 Author Share #15 Posted February 28, 2019 Just now, Page Turner said: ...OK, I voted option C. BTW, anyone who is cutting nipple holes in bras they wear is a pervert who lacks the class to invest in the really expensive lingerie that makes cross dressing so pleasurable. What if I they have odd shaped nipples that do not match? Asking for me a friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted February 28, 2019 Author Share #16 Posted February 28, 2019 55 minutes ago, Kzoo said: And the Parody Meter says......... 8.98 Thank you 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted February 28, 2019 Share #17 Posted February 28, 2019 ...I sense a new avatar in the offing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted February 28, 2019 Share #18 Posted February 28, 2019 1 hour ago, jsharr said: What if I they have odd shaped nipples that do not match? Asking for me a friend. ...you don't go chopping up a $250 bra from Victoria's Secret out of some need for personal comfort. You just don't. If you have mismatched nipples, you should be shopping from the J.C. Penny's catalog. Quote According to Elsa, this year's bra has a true "90's vibe," which she loves. "It’s just very cool, very simple, modern, and so sparkly," she recently told People. "If I would have designed it, it would have looked just like this. I put it on and I was like, ‘It looks like someone just made magic and put it on my body.'" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted February 28, 2019 Share #19 Posted February 28, 2019 1 hour ago, jsharr said: Thank you WTF?? Buhaahaaaha 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted February 28, 2019 Share #20 Posted February 28, 2019 2 hours ago, jsharr said: Thank you No. Just no. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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