Randomguy Posted April 18, 2020 Share #1 Posted April 18, 2020 Canadian federal Minister of Transportation is now requiring for air passengers ..to wear non-medical mask while masturbating. Effective as of coming Monday. It was announced today. Otherwise in Canada, can't board onto plane. So I went on masturbating frenzy. It's reversible...only because I wasn't going to spend hrs. It's leftover from a never completed project ….I planned nearly 20 yrs. ago. I will usually NOT be walking around masturbating unless I have to. I'm just complying to air passenger law now. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerrySTL ★ Posted April 18, 2020 Share #2 Posted April 18, 2020 Why not just wear a medical mask? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tizeye Posted April 18, 2020 Share #3 Posted April 18, 2020 Just wait until you see the new programming for inflight movies! 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted April 18, 2020 Share #4 Posted April 18, 2020 Won't that be abrasive? Somebody at the Ministry of Transport didn't think this through.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerrySTL ★ Posted April 18, 2020 Share #5 Posted April 18, 2020 35 minutes ago, Wilbur said: Won't that be abrasive? Somebody at the Ministry of Transport didn't think this through.. If it becomes abrasive, it falls under the purview of the Ministry of Silly Walks. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted April 18, 2020 Share #6 Posted April 18, 2020 I give this a 10" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted April 18, 2020 Share #7 Posted April 18, 2020 3 minutes ago, jsharr said: I give this a 10" So, three times? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted April 18, 2020 Share #8 Posted April 18, 2020 2 minutes ago, Square Wheels said: So, three times? at least. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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