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Imogen Hassall
This is the avatar I chose for my pending membership at SW's PathLabs1 hour ago, Square Wheels said:Is that a euphemism?
Please set my account up by 6 pm today.
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Jsharr
Hey Mr. Silly, I need you to plan on posting your non-abdomen heart out Monday August 7I didn't need no stinkin' riding mower, not even an imaginary one.
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Jsharr
What's upwith that @Kzoo character? Who pissed in his Cheerios? Is he taking attendance lessons from @AirwickWithCheese?
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Jsharr
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?5 hours ago, AirwickWithCheese said:You had to show up today of all days Parr8??
Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now, you effin stupid bastard!
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Jsharr
Please help me compose a pithy thread that will entertain his royal Squareness25 minutes ago, AirwickWithCheese said:Well, this thread wasn't the answer.
Well, thanks for your help.
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What Are The Editing Rules?
What Are The Editing Rules?On 11/26/2017 at 9:07 PM, Razors Edge said:Seems reasonable enough. Or, at least justified and reasoned through.
Tom
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Things you have learned in life..
Things you have learned in life..1 hour ago, AirwickWithCheese said:I tried to impart my wisdom to you about the 2nd mouse and you gave me a confused.
And remember how cheese has parlayed the second mouse theory into wimmin!
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I prefer
I prefer1 minute ago, petitepedal said:I was cold at 6..closed my window and curled back under the blankie..Tea is brewing..laundry is washing..and I am contemplating breakfast.
Good Morning
I am grateful when you share your mornings with us.
Most mornings Kirby will text me a hello or a pic of Cheesie the cat but I almost never hear from her on Sundays.
I think she chooses to spend today with her sisters and nieces and nephews. Do I not have feelings on Sundays? I think I do.
Then I have to read about the story of her day in the Cafe along with everyone else. Seems wrong.
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I prefer
I prefer22 minutes ago, Airehead said:Blueberry pancakes for Einstein. Plain silver dollar pancakes for the Airedales. Oatmeal and blueberries for me. I feel like a short order cook.
I briefly thought aboot raspberry/walnut pancakes but opted for the much easier and quicker and lower cal but less satisfying oatmeal with raspberries and walnuts.
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Yes Man, with Jim Carey and Zooey Deschanel
Yes Man, with Jim Carey and Zooey DeschanelWas a decent movie, I thought. From 2008 or so. Carey refrained from going over the top, and Zooey played her usual quirky girl.
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Yes Man, with Jim Carey and Zooey Deschanel
Yes Man, with Jim Carey and Zooey DeschanelI wonder if that sloth @Road Runner has seen it?
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Do you show bias and favoritism with your choice of Mark as Solutions?
Do you show bias and favoritism with your choice of Mark as Solutions?MMm-hmmm
I hardly ever use that feature. Maybe owl go back and do a few!
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Do you show bias and favoritism with your choice of Mark as Solutions?
Do you show bias and favoritism with your choice of Mark as Solutions?4 minutes ago, AirwickWithCheese said:Says my "friend" who hasn't sent me a pm or email since spring.
It's on my summer "To Do" list.
It's right after, "watch every episode of Two and a Half Men and Mom at least three times."
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Do you show bias and favoritism with your choice of Mark as Solutions?
Do you show bias and favoritism with your choice of Mark as Solutions?12 minutes ago, Philander Seabury said:I hardly ever use that feature. Maybe owl go back and do a few!
While you're at it, give me a few more likes. I'm like the starving guy on the corner asking for a few pennies for a cup of coffee, and you people just walk by, completely ignoring me.
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I prefer
I preferKashi cereal with skim milk. Coffee. I may go to the store later or I may not. Depends on my back.
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Do you show bias and favoritism with your choice of Mark as Solutions?
Do you show bias and favoritism with your choice of Mark as Solutions?Yes
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I will mark your post as the Solution if you actually solve something
I will mark your post as the Solution if you actually solve something2 minutes ago, AirwickWithCheese said:I rated this thread 5 stars out of complete awe of your genius.
This post is definitely in the running. It resolves the "genius" issue that many of my relatives, friends and colleagues have struggled with for years.
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Neighbor war.. let the saga began.
Neighbor war.. let the saga began.
Gonna be a long one again <deep breath>So my neighbor Mike decided to be a crotchety old jerk again for no reason. Haven’t talked to the guy since around Halloween (people around here don’t talk to their neighbors... it’s a Texas thing I guess)
Anywho my wife was out working in the garden as my dogs were playing in the yard. Kray (our lab/dobbie mix) like to bark at the other dogs when they are running fast through the yard by her.. more of a Hey.. don’t run into me type of thing.
after about three or four good barks, he screamed from his back yard “shut your neurotic barking dog up”. My wife in turn yelled back “Shut up Mike”Well mike didn’t like that.. he ended up texting me about how my dog was outside just barking away and “my wife” did nothing about it. I decided to message back a video from out back yard of my dog being let out, barked a couple times, and then being brought back in. Full video was about 7 min long. She would rather be inside and laying where it is comfy. Also told him She is never out more then 15 min.
to really poss him off, and it worked... I asked him what he says to the other 5 neighbors that leave their dogs out most of the day as they just run and bark. Sadly he said nothing... so 10 min later I messaged him again asking if it would be alright if we had a neighborhood meeting and we could discuss how we could treat this bad barking behavior of all the dogs, what types of medication we could give them so he could have his quite time during the day when the neighbor kids are screaming at the top of their lungs while playing in the pool or in their yards. Personally I would rather hear a dog bark a few times then the scratching of crotch goblins any day!
Mike finally wrote back “enough said, just want to be a good neighbor “I responded with “ within the time you took to respond, Kosmo (his later doodle) and your little white dog barked a total of 43 times. Please control the barking of your dogs. There are good CBD meds on the market for this type of anxiety “
ohhhhh mike did not like that! The next text was “enough said”
I figured that would have been the end of Mike’s cranky britches bullcrap...nope I was wrong.. he came over into our years and used weed killer of some of our grass... granted he like to maintain a perfectly weed free yard, but ya don’t just up and kill someone’s lawn... ya we got weeds... and we like them because they are green. But he really HATES the clover patches...
well I got bad news for him... I ordered 5 pounds of white clover.. we are turning our lawn into a bee 🐝 feeding location.. a full lawn of micro white clover over the next couple years..
today I will spread it, water it, and give it love... he in return will be hit with trail came footage and trespassing if he destroys any of it..
We love our bees, and our garden.
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Yes Man, with Jim Carey and Zooey Deschanel
Yes Man, with Jim Carey and Zooey Deschanel1 hour ago, AirwickWithCheese said:I made the mistake of saying Elizabeth Hurley was an older shapelier version of Zooey.
The fact that you don't realize that Zooey's appeal is not based on her measurements says a lot about your lack of understanding of the Zooey Mystique.