jsharr ★ Posted March 7, 2019 Share #1 Posted March 7, 2019 Immanuel Kant was a real pissant Who was very rarely stable Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar Who could think you under the table David Hume could out-consume Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel And Wittgenstein was a beery swine Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel There's nothing Nietzche couldn't teach ya 'Bout the raising of the wrist Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed John Stuart Mill, of his own free will On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill Plato, they say, could stick it away Half a crate of whiskey every day Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle Hobbes was fond of his dram And René Descartes was a drunken fart I drink, therefore I am Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed A lovely little thinker But a bugger when he's pissed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted March 7, 2019 Share #2 Posted March 7, 2019 Nope. I'd say the first stanza MAYBE, but after that, you're just humming along. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted March 7, 2019 Share #3 Posted March 7, 2019 Repel them Repel them Make them relinquish the ball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 7, 2019 Author Share #4 Posted March 7, 2019 1 minute ago, Razors Edge said: Nope. I'd say the first stanza MAYBE, but after that, you're just humming along. I know the tune, but I fear you are right. I can recite Jabberwocky somewhat correctly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted March 7, 2019 Share #5 Posted March 7, 2019 No Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted March 7, 2019 Share #6 Posted March 7, 2019 This is no parody. This is thread theft, bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 7, 2019 Author Share #7 Posted March 7, 2019 2 hours ago, Kzoo said: No 3 minutes ago, Wilbur said: This is no parody. This is thread theft, bastard. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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