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ahsposo

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  1. ahsposo

    Introduction

    ^^^ He said *crotch + trump* ...
  2. This thread needs to be a sticky.
  3. Only this thread? Sometimes this BB seems like a locker room at a school for sissies. "Oooh! The new people scare me!" "He's touching me! He's touching me!" "I have found myself oddly attracted to Page the last few days. " etc. etc.
  4. Redecorate the house. Surprise the little lady when she returns. You know, maybe put some moose heads on the living room wall and an automobile transmission on the kitchen table.
  5. DH has killer legs!? That's not a bad way to go. I think...
  6. I have two I will generously donate to his obvious need. One thoughtfully pisses on the floor and the other, rather artistically, pukes routinely on the finer carpets.
  7. I like the aero tuck it takes at about step 7...
  8. Bad news, Maxx but there is hope. One of our family friends presented in the ER one night with what was diagnosed as stage 4 colon cancer. That was around 7 years ago. Today she is a force of nature again. Created and drives a foundation to raise money and awareness to get low income folks screened and treated for colon cancer.
  9. And I didn't get invited?
  10. ahsposo

    DMSO

    Isn't WD-40 mostly DMSO?
  11. So while we're waiting for the update here's a bit of comic relief: Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news. Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first. Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live. Patient: 24 HOURS! That's terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE? What's the very bad news? Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.
  12. Same reason they put locks on the Waffle House doors...
  13. You hide your disappointment and jealousy well...
  14. Is this marriage to one of the voices in your head? Recliner
  15. Yeah, well at least I'm not having nightmares about installing synthetic meat printers now that I'm awake.
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    Synthetic meat

    Synthetic Meat sounds like a good name for a lousy tribute band.
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