AirwickWithCheese Posted April 30, 2021 Share #1 Posted April 30, 2021 and raced them in the Kentucky Derby and other Triple Crown races, what would be thy name? Dirigible Dandy. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted April 30, 2021 Share #2 Posted April 30, 2021 Canadian Bacon? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted April 30, 2021 Author Share #3 Posted April 30, 2021 Roosevelt Polio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted April 30, 2021 Share #4 Posted April 30, 2021 Where is Wilbur? Why does he forsake me so? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted April 30, 2021 Author Share #5 Posted April 30, 2021 2 minutes ago, Randomguy said: Where is Wilbur? Why does he forsake me so? Because you don't answer the question! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted April 30, 2021 Author Share #6 Posted April 30, 2021 Filipino Nightingale Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted April 30, 2021 Author Share #7 Posted April 30, 2021 Respecting our friendship, Wilbur would name his 2021 Kentucky Derby favorite, Kmart Layaway. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted April 30, 2021 Share #8 Posted April 30, 2021 22 minutes ago, AirwickWithCheese said: Because you don't answer the question! I have no answer, as Wilbur no longer flies in our dimensions or adheres to accepted rules of chronology. He moves through portals and wormholes in space like an interstellar ninja, there is no longer any telling what he may do these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr Posted April 30, 2021 Share #9 Posted April 30, 2021 No, his horse would have a name like "Lear Jet" or "Air Speed" or something else pilot-y Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted April 30, 2021 Author Share #10 Posted April 30, 2021 6 minutes ago, Zephyr said: No, his horse would have a name like "Lear Jet" or "Air Speed" or something else pilot-y No Sir, you're wrong dang it! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted April 30, 2021 Share #11 Posted April 30, 2021 8 minutes ago, Zephyr said: No, his horse would have a name like "Lear Jet" or "Air Speed" or something else pilot-y Cock Pit? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted April 30, 2021 Share #12 Posted April 30, 2021 This is how Wilbur's horse would finish every race 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted April 30, 2021 Author Share #13 Posted April 30, 2021 14 minutes ago, Zephyr said: No, his horse would have a name like "Lear Jet" or "Air Speed" or something else pilot-y As one of the elite, Wilbur would not waste his energy on the obvious. He would take great pride in poking fun at the misfortunes of others. His 2003 horse would have been, Macaulay Culkin Do You Need a Job? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted April 30, 2021 Author Share #14 Posted April 30, 2021 @Zephyr, please go home. You're getting mean on the road. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr Posted April 30, 2021 Share #15 Posted April 30, 2021 10 minutes ago, AirwickWithCheese said: He would take great pride in poking fun at the misfortunes of others. So maybe a horse named "Airwick without Cheese" 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr Posted April 30, 2021 Share #16 Posted April 30, 2021 1 minute ago, AirwickWithCheese said: @Zephyr, please go home. You're getting mean on the road. In a few hours and then two glorious days off! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted April 30, 2021 Author Share #17 Posted April 30, 2021 3 minutes ago, Zephyr said: So maybe a horse named "Airwick without Cheese" Or, "and bringing up the rear, The Wisdom of Robert De Niro" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted April 30, 2021 Share #18 Posted April 30, 2021 Wilbur would name his horse, "Mr. Ed", of course... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted April 30, 2021 Share #19 Posted April 30, 2021 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted April 30, 2021 Share #20 Posted April 30, 2021 1 minute ago, Road Runner said: Wilbur would name his horse, "Mr. Ed", of course... That should have gotten me a "Solved", at the very least. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted April 30, 2021 Author Share #21 Posted April 30, 2021 Just now, jsharr said: See? This is the typical tripe he phones in with on Friday afternoon before he goes glamping. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted April 30, 2021 Author Share #22 Posted April 30, 2021 Just now, Road Runner said: That should have gotten me a "Solved", at the very least. Half-assed at best 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoseySusan Posted April 30, 2021 Share #23 Posted April 30, 2021 53 minutes ago, AirwickWithCheese said: wrong dang That’s the name. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted April 30, 2021 Share #24 Posted April 30, 2021 15 minutes ago, AirwickWithCheese said: Half-assed at best Go to the source and ask the horse... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted April 30, 2021 Author Share #25 Posted April 30, 2021 With 1/4 of a mile, it's Read Animal Farm by two lengths. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted April 30, 2021 Share #26 Posted April 30, 2021 43 minutes ago, Zephyr said: So maybe a horse named "Airwick without Cheese" I think "Airwick" would be a fine race name. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted April 30, 2021 Share #27 Posted April 30, 2021 Just now, Wilbur said: I think "Airwick" would be a fine race name. How fast can a horse run backwards? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted April 30, 2021 Share #28 Posted April 30, 2021 4 minutes ago, Wilbur said: I think "Airwick" would be a fine race name. For drawing @Wilbur out of his cashmere lined cave, I hereby award @AirwickWithCheese 73,567,419,874,25.3 Macaulay Culkin Fan Club Points that can be redeemed online at MacaulayCulkin.com or at any of the Macaulay Culkin Resorts and Casinos world wide. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted April 30, 2021 Author Share #29 Posted April 30, 2021 Now into the gate from Wilbur Farms of Toronto, "Zooey Left Her Husband for a Fool." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted April 30, 2021 Share #30 Posted April 30, 2021 I also think "Trollop" would be a fine race name. It just sounds fast. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted April 30, 2021 Share #31 Posted April 30, 2021 9 minutes ago, Wilbur said: I also think "Trollop" would be a fine race name. It just sounds fast. Airwick With a Trollop of Cheese follows the field three furlongs back... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted April 30, 2021 Author Share #32 Posted April 30, 2021 'Minimum of fourteen feet apart wearing 5 masks" wins by a nose. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted April 30, 2021 Share #33 Posted April 30, 2021 I like "Canadian Flyer". Sounds like a duck. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted April 30, 2021 Share #34 Posted April 30, 2021 1 minute ago, Road Runner said: I like "Canadian Flyer". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted April 30, 2021 Author Share #35 Posted April 30, 2021 2 minutes ago, Road Runner said: I like "Canadian Flyer". Sounds like a duck. 1 minute ago, jsharr said: You two weasels don't know Wilbur at all. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted April 30, 2021 Share #36 Posted April 30, 2021 4 minutes ago, AirwickWithCheese said: Sorry, you have exceeded your daily limit of negative responses. Please change it to a Like or delete it altogether. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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