Zephyr

Pouring rain here, and packing for our canoe trip, so none for the second day in a row

I have redone two kitchens totally. Two things I have learned put your cupboards to the ceiling. The 'country cupboard' that stops short of the ceiling costs storage space in lieu of a place you will have to dust and clean. What Wilbur said about lighting. I installed after the fact under-cupboard led lighting for lighting the counters/workspace. I wish I had of done it at the time. It'll change your life.

Mine is high, because I lack self confidence and have no friends therefore compensate by being a blatant, out of the closet 'like-hoar'

None, as my bike ride for today got bumped by a ferry ride to Vancouver

We made Kung pao chicken last night, so leftovers for lunch, with a handful of strawberries off the plants for dessert

Not seeing Megan, but D2 today on her return from Australia.

This is a totally shameful pandering for likes.... Just cause you asked Cheese.

Is there any vegetable that is even in the same class as fennel when it comes to eating raw? Sliced thin with a mandolin, crispy, crunchy..., and how can you not love a veggie that tastes like black licorice?

I have to run to Vancouver to see my daughter today, so I probably won't be posting enough to get enough likes to knock Cheese off the top of the mountain

They would likely call me the same thing they do now...., 'Cakes'. (Don't ask)

What's my middle name?

Just 7, back and forth to work. Legs needed a day off

Nope, me neither. I used to hang with a girl in high school that always got off and it always ticked me off. Lots tried though, sometimes they kept trying until it got a little uncomfortable.

On the flip side...., one of the best traffic stops...... I pulled a guy over for speeding, maybe 80 in a 60mph zone kind of thing. He was with his wife, was very polite. Given the speed I gave him a ticket but knocked it down a section for him. Walked back up to the car and gave him his papers and the ticket and explained it to him. His reply.., "Can I tell you a joke?" His wife had a 'dear God' look on her face and I said "Sure" He says. "A cop is sitting near an intersection and a car goes through a stop sign. The cop pulls the driver over and says 'You are getting a ticket for rolling through that stop sign' to which the driver says ' C'mon officer, I slowed down, and that should be considered the same thing.' At this the cop reaches in and grabs the driver by the head and pulls him right out the drivers window and throws him to the ground. The cop pulls out his baton and starts beating the driver. After about a minute or so the cop pauses and says, 'Now then..., do you want me to stop, or do you want me to slow down.' " I reached in and took the ticket that was still in his hand and wrote "VOID" on it. I told him to have a nice evening because he had just made mine.

@AirwickWithCheese just posted this. Is this the elusive cheese? What is Kirby waiting for?