jsharr ★ Posted July 29, 2015 Share #1 Posted July 29, 2015 http://www.fastcompany.com/3048382/the-best-burger-in-america Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted July 29, 2015 Share #2 Posted July 29, 2015 Those two guys look like they would put beans in their chili. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted July 29, 2015 Share #3 Posted July 29, 2015 At least 5 guys came in second, so I don't think I'm missing too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted July 29, 2015 Share #4 Posted July 29, 2015 Best chain burger? Isn't that like who makes the best mass market nasty <insert any product here> contest? Who the hell cares? They all suck compared to non-chain places. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destination Posted July 29, 2015 Share #5 Posted July 29, 2015 When experienced chefs open up burger restaurants, as they do around here, there's no reason to go to the burger chains. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Totin Jack ★ Posted July 29, 2015 Share #6 Posted July 29, 2015 Whattaburger? Are you fucking kidding me? I ate there once based on a rave review my old boss gave me. I was in Corpus Christi doing an audit. Stopped at a What-the-fuck-is this-crap and ordered a burger, fries and coke. It was big and greasy that is the best I can say about it. I gave it a WTF rating and swore I'd never eat another one. My boss confessed that when he used to eat there 'all the time' he was more than likely high every time he went. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted July 29, 2015 Share #7 Posted July 29, 2015 You obviously are not talking to me because I am not a non Texan burger loser.... I happen to be a very happy non Texan burger winner. Bite that Texan! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted July 29, 2015 Share #8 Posted July 29, 2015 The very best burger is the one you don't eat. They are packed full of saturated fats. Eat chicken, instead. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted July 29, 2015 Author Share #9 Posted July 29, 2015 Whattaburger? Are you fucking kidding me? I ate there once based on a rave review my old boss gave me. I was in Corpus Christi doing an audit. Stopped at a What-the-fuck-is this-crap and ordered a burger, fries and coke. It was big and greasy that is the best I can say about it. I gave it a WTF rating and swore I'd never eat another one. My boss confessed that when he used to eat there 'all the time' he was more than likely high every time he went.That is what you get for working for a dope smoking loser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Come Lately Name Posted July 29, 2015 Share #10 Posted July 29, 2015 "restaurant chain"There's the flaw in that poll, right there. That's like saying "as STDs go, which is the best?" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted July 29, 2015 Share #11 Posted July 29, 2015 "restaurant chain"There's the flaw in that poll, right there. That's like saying "as STDs go, which is the best?"Well, in a national poll, chains are the only thing that could possibly win. Not enough people have gone to "Joe's Burgers and Other Heart Stopping Treats" for them to compete. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destination Posted July 29, 2015 Share #12 Posted July 29, 2015 Well, in a national poll, chains are the only thing that could possibly win. Not enough people have gone to "Joe's Burgers and Other Heart Stopping Treats" for them to compete.That's where city or regional publications can help. Some will publish an annual guide to the best of everything in their area. If the publication has credibility, the guides will be taken very seriously. Joe's Burgers and Other Heart Stopping Treats would be given the same consideration as the national and international chains in the fast food category. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted July 29, 2015 Share #13 Posted July 29, 2015 That's where city or regional publications can help. Some will publish an annual guide to the best of everything in their area. If the publication has credibility, the guides will be taken very seriously. Joe's Burgers and Other Heart Stopping Treats would be given the same consideration as the national and international chains in the fast food category. So says the guy that works for a city or regional publication...... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted July 29, 2015 Share #14 Posted July 29, 2015 Larry is right! Burgers are too effing prominent! Let's eat something more healthy, dammit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf Posted July 30, 2015 Share #15 Posted July 30, 2015 I did bleu cheese stuffed burgers on the grill tonight. And they were freaking good.Burgers are effing prominent because done right, they're effing good. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted July 30, 2015 Share #16 Posted July 30, 2015 Well that leaves me out of this conversation.. I'm a winner and I know so because the lady this morning gave me a donut with sprinkles on it.. She would never have given sprinkles to a loser 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf Posted July 30, 2015 Share #17 Posted July 30, 2015 Well that leaves me out of this conversation.. I'm a winner and I know so because the lady this morning gave me a donut with sprinkles on it.. She would never have given sprinkles to a loserYou sure they weren't fail-flavored sprinkles? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted July 30, 2015 Share #18 Posted July 30, 2015 Well that leaves me out of this conversation.. I'm a winner and I know so because the lady this morning gave me a donut with sprinkles on it.. She would never have given sprinkles to a loserYou've been watching Flo, haven't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted July 30, 2015 Share #19 Posted July 30, 2015 You sure they weren't fail-flavored sprinkles?I'm very sure they were winner sprinkles! You've been watching Flo, haven't you?Don't be bad mouthing Flo! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted July 30, 2015 Author Share #20 Posted July 30, 2015 The very best burger is the one you don't eat. They are packed full of saturated fats. Eat chicken, instead.commie bastard 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted July 30, 2015 Author Share #21 Posted July 30, 2015 Well, in a national poll, chains are the only thing that could possibly win. Not enough people have gone to "Joe's Burgers and Other Heart Stopping Treats" for them to compete. That's where city or regional publications can help. Some will publish an annual guide to the best of everything in their area. If the publication has credibility, the guides will be taken very seriously. Joe's Burgers and Other Heart Stopping Treats would be given the same consideration as the national and international chains in the fast food category. So says the guy that works for a city or regional publication...... I already told all ya'll that Del's Charcoal Burgers in the best. Whataburger is second. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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