Popular Post jsharr ★ Posted August 10, 2018 Popular Post Share #1 Posted August 10, 2018 A warning for any of my "friends" who may be regular customers at Walmart, Over the last month or so I became the victim of a clever scam while out shopping, which has been quite traumatic. Don’t be naive enough to think that it couldn’t happen to you! Here’s how the scam works. Two seriously good looking 21 year old girls come over to your car as you’re loading stuff into your trunk. They both start washing your windshield with a rag while their cleavage is practically falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It’s impossible not to look. When you thank them or offer a tip, they say no and instead ask you for a lift to another Wal-Mart. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and gives you a blowjob, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen on the 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th of last month and the 2nd of this month, 4th, three times on the 5th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again today. Also, you can buy new a wallet at Walmart for around $5.00 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted August 10, 2018 Share #2 Posted August 10, 2018 This is disgusting... No score for you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 10, 2018 Author Share #3 Posted August 10, 2018 2 minutes ago, Kzoo said: This is disgusting... No score for you! I understand that you do not have time to score the parody correctly, as you are on your way to Walmart. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted August 10, 2018 Share #4 Posted August 10, 2018 39 minutes ago, jsharr said: I had my wallet stolen on the 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th of last month and the 2nd of this month, 4th, three times on the 5th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again today. You are a liar. Tom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 10, 2018 Author Share #5 Posted August 10, 2018 1 minute ago, Razors Edge said: You are a liar. Tom You can buy wallets for under $10 at most Walmarts. That is way cheaper than two hookers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted August 10, 2018 Share #6 Posted August 10, 2018 1 hour ago, jsharr said: A warning for any of my "friends" who may be regular customers at Walmart, Over the last month or so I became the victim of a clever scam while out shopping, which has been quite traumatic. Don’t be naive enough to think that it couldn’t happen to you! Here’s how the scam works. Two seriously good looking 21 year old girls come over to your car as you’re loading stuff into your trunk. They both start washing your windshield with a rag while their cleavage is practically falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It’s impossible not to look. When you thank them or offer a tip, they say no and instead ask you for a lift to another Wal-Mart. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and gives you a blowjob, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen on the 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th of last month and the 2nd of this month, 4th, three times on the 5th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again today. I hate when that happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 10, 2018 Author Share #7 Posted August 10, 2018 Just now, Longjohn said: I hate when that happens, again and again and again.... Yeah, me too, eventually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted August 10, 2018 Share #8 Posted August 10, 2018 Don't let him kid you. Kzoo laughed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 10, 2018 Author Share #9 Posted August 10, 2018 3 minutes ago, maddmaxx said: Don't let him kid you. Kzoo laughed. All the way to Walmart. He then spent about 30 minutes pretending to put stuff in his trunk and look around expectantly. He then stood by his car, pulled out his wallet and began to count money out loud. He had 7 ones, but he acted like they were hundreds. one HUNDRED, two HUNDRED,... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted August 10, 2018 Share #10 Posted August 10, 2018 Jsharr is working on his 500. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted August 10, 2018 Share #11 Posted August 10, 2018 46 minutes ago, maddmaxx said: Jsharr is working on his 500. Just not well. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 10, 2018 Author Share #12 Posted August 10, 2018 1 minute ago, Kzoo said: Just not well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted August 10, 2018 Share #13 Posted August 10, 2018 Just now, jsharr said: What you say'n Maynard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 10, 2018 Author Share #14 Posted August 10, 2018 5 minutes ago, Kzoo said: What you say'n Maynard? Ballers gonna ball and haters gonna hate. I ain't hatin. Just sayin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted August 10, 2018 Share #15 Posted August 10, 2018 Target is better. Anal. Couch 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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