Prophet Zacharia Posted November 19, 2018 Share #1 Posted November 19, 2018 while eating mixed nuts for his AM snack, he has decided that he does not care for some nuts, as he did not eat them. He did not want them to go to waste though. What should he do with the unwanted nuts? Toss them around in the bag so that his coworkers can still enjoy him? Carry them downstairs and feed them to the wildlife? Trash the filthy unwanted nuts? discus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkpow Posted November 19, 2018 Share #2 Posted November 19, 2018 He should buckle down and eat the offending nuts, anyway. Waste not, want not. That's what I always say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted November 19, 2018 Share #3 Posted November 19, 2018 I would never eat my coworkers nuts 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkpow Posted November 19, 2018 Share #4 Posted November 19, 2018 1 minute ago, jsharr said: I would never eat my coworkers nuts Oh sure, you say that now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted November 19, 2018 Share #5 Posted November 19, 2018 Just now, donkpow said: Oh sure, you say that now. with conviction and sincerity and the knowledge of where said nuts have been. I have known these guys a long time. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted November 19, 2018 Share #6 Posted November 19, 2018 9 minutes ago, donkpow said: Oh sure, you say that now. And he is on a company computer. That could be looked at by HR any time they want. He'll say differently once he is at home on his personal computer. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prophet Zacharia Posted November 19, 2018 Author Share #7 Posted November 19, 2018 1 minute ago, jsharr said: with conviction and sincerity and the knowledge of where said nuts have been. I have known these guys a long time. So you'll toss them around in the bag? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted November 19, 2018 Share #8 Posted November 19, 2018 6 minutes ago, Prophet Zacharia said: So you'll toss them around in the bag? Sure, as long as the bag is not permeable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted November 19, 2018 Share #9 Posted November 19, 2018 Impossible! I reckon all jsharr decisions are coital. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted November 19, 2018 Share #10 Posted November 19, 2018 Just now, Dottles said: Impossible! I reckon all jsharr decisions are coital. Yeah, almost every time I make a decision someone ends up getting screwed. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prophet Zacharia Posted November 19, 2018 Author Share #11 Posted November 19, 2018 34 minutes ago, jsharr said: Sure, as long as the bag is not permeable. I'm sure they'd permit their bags being given a shake, for a nominal payment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted November 19, 2018 Share #12 Posted November 19, 2018 1 minute ago, Prophet Zacharia said: I'm sure they'd permit their bags being given a shake, for a nominal payment. I know they have paid to have their bags shaken in the past. Not by me of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted November 19, 2018 Share #13 Posted November 19, 2018 4 minutes ago, jsharr said: I know they have paid to have their bags shaken in the past. Not by me of course. Bags shaken? Like shake-n-bake?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted November 19, 2018 Share #14 Posted November 19, 2018 Just now, Dottles said: Bags shaken? Like shake-n-bake?! or Franks and Beans or boppin baloney Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted November 19, 2018 Share #15 Posted November 19, 2018 2 minutes ago, Dottles said: Bags shaken? Like shake-n-bake?! It's a Mystery to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted November 19, 2018 Share #16 Posted November 19, 2018 Freud would say that all of jsharrt's decisions are either coital or non-coital. I think he thinks about boobs more often than he says he does. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkpow Posted November 19, 2018 Share #17 Posted November 19, 2018 3 minutes ago, Randomguy said: Freud would say that all of jsharrt's decisions are either coital or non-coital. I think he thinks about boobs more often than he says he does. Ah, Sigmund Frood. The boob guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted November 19, 2018 Share #18 Posted November 19, 2018 36 minutes ago, donkpow said: Ah, Sigmund Frood. The boob guy. He is as much of a pervert as jsharrt. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted November 19, 2018 Share #19 Posted November 19, 2018 43 minutes ago, Randomguy said: Freud would say that all of jsharrt's decisions are either coital or non-coital. I think he thinks about boobs more often than he says he does. How can I think about them more than "all the damn time"? Well sometimes I think about legs and bottoms and front bottoms, so I guess you are right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted November 19, 2018 Share #20 Posted November 19, 2018 27 minutes ago, jsharr said: How can I think about them more than "all the damn time"? Well sometimes I think about legs and bottoms and front bottoms, so I guess you are right. What are 'front bottoms'? Do tell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prophet Zacharia Posted November 19, 2018 Author Share #21 Posted November 19, 2018 5 minutes ago, Dottles said: What are 'front bottoms'? Do tell. Vajayjays. Or in Jsharr’s mind, sacks. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prophet Zacharia Posted November 19, 2018 Author Share #22 Posted November 19, 2018 1 minute ago, Prophet Zacharia said: Vajayjays. Or in Jsharr’s mind, sacks. I am sure Jsharr has often thought about Sack Lunch, even if he only writes about Sack Snack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted November 19, 2018 Share #23 Posted November 19, 2018 You guys are pigs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prophet Zacharia Posted November 19, 2018 Author Share #24 Posted November 19, 2018 1 minute ago, Dottles said: You guys are pigs. Those two are deplorable. Deranged, really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted November 20, 2018 Share #25 Posted November 20, 2018 3 hours ago, Dottles said: You guys are pigs. Filthy pigs. I admire this. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted November 20, 2018 Share #26 Posted November 20, 2018 It's ok to chew them jsharr. Just don't swallow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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